#WorstSexExperience: My wild threesome experience was ruined by a small penis and a big ego

It was my best friend’s house party, celebrating her 20th. Few friends from uni and people I didn’t know showed up at the party. I got drunk because I didn’t know many people, it makes it easy to talk to people when I’m buzzed.

I met a guy and his friend, the guy I met ,A(Let’s call him that) was really good looking and nice.

We got along really nice, his friend, T was there, we were all chatting but I was more interested in A.

As the night went on, people start leaving, the party starts dwindling down. I and A go to bedroom, and his friend T follows, quite unusual but what the heck.

A and I started making out, and I was sure I was gonna sleep with him. All of a sudden I feel a hand on my legs, and i know it isn’t A’s hand. Definitely T’s, I pulled away and looked at them, and then I knew that they were into this sort of thing. I was drunk and in the mood, I didn’t object. Clearly, it was a threesome, and that’s how they roll.

I was young, and wanted to do it for the first time, a threesome. I and A start having sex and it was really good. It was so good that I forgot that T was still in the room, then A gets off me, and his friend, T starts to get undressed. At this point, I get excited, and when he takes off his clothes, I was disappointed, his penis was like a mini-sausage.

Seeing his dick, I didn’t want to do again but mama didn’t raise no fool. I’m a woman of my words, so I give go ahead. I was gonna say he put it into me but there was nothing to put. He starts thrusting, after a few minutes, I start to feel pain on my thighs, and I realised that Mr. Little Dick was trying to overcompensate with his thrusts, and my thighs were getting bruised AF.

I put my hand on his chest to hint him to slow down, at this point A (Mr. Good dick) comes back into view, I push off T, change positions because the thighs are out of order and then continue with A. T then comes around to put his penis the size of a toe into my mouth. I then screamed

“Could you please leave us alone!”

Everybody stops, T then realises everything is awful then he begins to put on his clothes, as he is about to leave the room , he then turns around and tells his friend,

“Aint you coming” Then deafening silence falls across the room.

We look at eachother, A and I. A then gets up, apologising that he has to go, dressed up and left the room. I couldn’t go downstairs for a while but by the time I went downstairs, they were both gone.

And that’s how my night of wild sex ended because of a micro-penis and a bruised ego. On my way home on the train, it was me and my burning thighs.