[Story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 5)

Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 5)

EPISODE 21.

I went to the second building inside the compound to meet the landlord of the house, I knocked on his door and the door was opened. I greeted him and he replied me.

ME: good morning sir.

LANDLORD: good morning, how may I help you?

ME: I’m here to see a friend who bears segun, I checked his room and it was locked. So I said I should ask from you sir.

LANDLORD: who are you and where are you from?

ME: from ijoka road here in akure, I’m seyi.

LANDLORD: he is not around and I don’t know his whereabouts.

ME: haaaa!!!

LANDLORD: he had been away since last week thursday and I don’t know where he is at the moment.

ME: sir!!!!, please did you know whether he got involved in any crime or probably got arrested?.

LaNDLORD: straight face how do you expect me to know?

ME: *** frightened **** I’m sorry sir, thank you sir.

LANDLORD: you are welcome

ME: I will check back later sir. Thank you very much sir.

LaNDLORD: you are welcome once again.

I left there and I was seriously confused and looked so crazy. I walked out of the gate and different thought began to flood my mind.
“What could have happen to segun?”
“What is actually going on?
“He left home for like 7days and no one knew his whereabouts?”
“Or has he been kidnapped?”
” Or he had been killed?”
” Or kidnapped?”
” Or probably in the police cell?”
“Even if he is truly in the police station, which of the stations should I go to?”
” How can I get intouch with the lawyer with a dead phone?”

I continued walking along the street with soliloquies and thinking out loud, I got to a junction was seriously hungry, I looked at the other side of the road and saw a roadside cafeteria and I crossed to the other side of the road. I bought a plate of rice and two meats at the cost of N300naira. I begged the food vendor to let me charge my phone and she pointed at a socket situated at one side of the wall. I took my food and sat closer to the socket and I was charging my phone and eating my food at the same time.
When the phone network was restored. I called the lawyer’s phone and he didn’t pick up until the 4th call.

ME: hello sir

LAWYER: young man, you have been delaying me since morning what is your problem?. I was at the station this morning and was trying your number but you aren’t reachable.

ME: I’m sorry sir, I had a flat battery.

LAWYER: ok, I even tried begging the police to accept the 50k with me but they insisted that it must be 100k. If you aren’t interested in settling this issue out of court again. Just tell me please and let me back off.

ME: I’m sorry sir. I don’t want my friend to go to court sir.

LAWYER: ok, this is past 12pm and I still haven’t gotten any alert. Maybe you should find another lawyer please.

ME: I’m sorry, I couldn’t raise enough money on my own. So I called my brother in akure to arrange the money for. Please sir, I just wanted to ask which station you are going so that he can meet you there.

LAWYER: that is cool. But I am now at home and I can’t go back there without the complete money. I don’t want to look unserious.

ME: so what do we do now sir?

LAWYER: give me his number, I will call him and tell him where to meet me so that we can go to the station together.

ME: ok sir, I will get back to you .

LAWYER: ok, but you just have to be fast about it

ME: ok sir

LaWYER: hanged up

After the call, I began to think of what to do next, “how do I play this game?”
“I don’t even know the status of my friend”
“Should I risk it and send the money?”
“But this thing looked like a scam”
“But how do I verify if it was when no one could say precisely whether he was truly arrested or not?”.
While I was still thinking, I raised my head up and looked out to the road and I saw an okada man carrying a young man at his back seat who looked like segun from afar. I stopped eating, payed for the food and ran after the bike to see the person clearly.

Episode 22

I followed the bike and I was running after it till it parked infront of segun’s compound. The guy at the back seat alighted from the bike and he was looking so lean and unkept, he turned sideways and his appearance matched that of segun.
“Sege!, sege!!, sege!!!” I screamed from afar and he turned around, saw me and screamed “onihaxy!!!!!!!!”.
I was so happy and joyous as I ran closer to him with tears soaked in my eyes as he drew closer to me. We hugged and exchanged pleasantries.

ME: sege!!!!!!!!!, what happened now?, where have you been?, why are you so rough like this?,

SEGE: my brother, its a long story jawe.

ME: really?, what happened?

SEGE: let’s go inside first.
Segun and I entered the compound as we went to his room, his neighbours were coming out one after the other and they began to ask him several questions, “uncle segun, where have you been?”
“Uncle segun, did you travel?”
“Segun, you just left without telling anybody”
“Segun, what happened to your phone?”
They continued to ask him series of questions which he answered some and ignored some. We eventually got to his room, he opened the door and we entered. His room was a small single room self-contain with an inbuilt toilet, kitchen and bathroom. I sat down on his bed and he sat beside me. We hugged each other again.

SEGE: onihaxy baba!!!!, how things na? Na your face be this?

ME: na me ooooo. I’m so happy I set my eyes on you again

SEGE: how did you know this place?

ME: when I arrived akure, I went to your former house, I met “mama sofia” and she directed me to meet the barber infront of the house for your new address.

SEGE: oh, ibrahim, that’s true, I know him.

ME: so how far with the police case?, have you been released?

SEGE: **** suprised*** police case?, which police case is that?.

ME: I was told you were arrested for buying a stolen iphone and would be charged to court next week.

SEGE: me?, stolen phone?, nothing of such happened to me.

ME: ** confused**** are you serious?

SEGE: yes, I’m serious, where did you get this information from?

ME: wait, where have you been for the past one week?

SEGE: na so we see am oooooo, na p###y hunting pushed me to camp ooo.

ME: I don’t understand.

SEGE: I meet a very fine and clean girl about 8 weeks back, this girl too clean and fine ehn, she get front, get back and owns a nice deadly curve.

ME: wetin come happen?

SEGE: ok, I approached her and wanted to sign autograph on her pussssy, and she said I have to be coming to her church before she could date me.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

SEGE: she dey attend a white garment church. Since I was so determined to drill her borehole, I had no choice than to join the church to achieve my aim.

ME: so what happened next?,

SEGE: in the process of attending the church. She took me to her pastor 2weeks back and the pastor had some visions towards me.

ME: hmmmm. What was the vision?

SEGE: he said death was closer to me and some enemies were trying to kill me. He said I should camp myself in church for 7days without talking to any one on phone, and no one must be aware that I’m going to church. That was how I left home 8days ago.

ME: eeeeyah.

SEGE: so where did you get this information from that I was arrested?

ME: sebi I was at home last week friday, I dialled you line and it wasn’t going through. I continued till wednesday or thereabout and it was still unreachable.

SEGE: ehn ehn.

ME: so yesterday, a guy called me claiming to be your lawyer. He said you were arrested for buying a stolen iphone, and that the phone was stolen with a jeep, and that you will be charged to court on monday
***phone ringing*******. Excuse me segun!!

SEGE: is that the lawyer calling?

ME: no, its adebimpe.

SEGE: clears throat you and this your bimpe sha. Una still dey run things abi?

ME: I dey come abeg picked the call and placed it on my ear hello bimpe

BIMPE: onihaxy, what happened to you line since morning?, have you seen the money?

ME: I’m sorry, my battery was down, I received the alert. Thanks so much dear

BIMPE: you are welcome babyboy. I’m through with that report also. I will send it to your mail later in the day

ME: thanks so much. I so much appreciate.

BIMPE: don’t mention jaree, when will you be coming back?

ME: on sunday

BIMPE: no problem. Bring something for me oooo.

ME: trust me, I will

BIMPE: that’s my baby. Talk to you later dear

ME: alright, bye hanged up

SEGUN: onihaxy!!!!!!, so you mean you still hangout with this evil woman?

ME: no segun. I didn’t talk to her since the day she told me about betty of which you are aware of, but I was forced to call her yesterday to borrow me 50k to pay your lawyer. That was how we got talking again.

SEGUN: 50k? My lawyer?, is it up to that level?

ME: no be small thing ooo

SEGE: and bimpe was aware that the money was meant for me abi?

ME: not at all.

SEGE: sha be careful, that all I will say, so go on.

ME: alright. The lawyer said you are in police custody and that you had been badly beaten and that the police needed 100k to settle it out of court. I told him I don’t have much, he then told me to get 50k and he would get the rest.

SEGE: omo see scam ooo. And why didn’t you inform my family members you have their contacts to confirm from them?

ME: he said I shouldn’t inform any of your family and that you said you don’t want people to be aware.

SEGE: see me see wahala ooo. How could I be arrested and people will not be aware of it?

ME: but what baffled me was that he knew I was in lagos and even told me I work in a bank, just surprised how he got my information,

SEGE: he knew your location and occupation? Then he must have went through my phone to even know your number. So you came all the way from lagos because of me?

ME: yes bro, I didn’t go to work today sef just becos of you.

SEGE: thanks so much bro.

ME: don’t mention jaree. I know you will do more than that for me if I was the one arrested.

SEGE: I’m still surprised sha. Did you record your conversations?

ME: huuuuuh, no I didn’t.

SEGE: chai onihaxy!!!!!!, you f####d up sha.

ME: no mind me, my mind no dey there.

SEGE: I’m coming, let me bring my phone.

ME: ok.

SEGE: ****stood up, went away and returned**** onihaxy, you won’t believe I met my phone on another spot different from where I dropped it before leaving for church and the funniest thing is that my phone was fully charged before I left, now the battery level is 31%. And my phone wasn’t on security lock.

ME: ***mouth opened wide**** iro ni oooo, how come?

SEGE: onihaxy, its official, someone entered my room and accessed my phone.

ME: so who could that be?

SEGE: I don’t even know. But the only person that has access to my room is tunde, my landlord’s son. He knew where I used to drop my key.

ME: is it only him.

SEGE: yeah. Onihaxy!!, you know what?

ME: what?

SEGE: let me see the number

ME: ******showed him the number***

SEGE: onihaxy, this number doesn’t look familiar to me. Ok, dial the number and placed it on loudspeaker and also use voice recorder.

ME: ok ****dial the number and it was switched off****

SEGE: hmmmmm, I guess the person knows I’m around. But don’t worry, let me save the number, I will get to the root of the matter and get the person.

ME: ok bro. That good.

Segun and I continued to gist about so many things. And before 8pm in the night. Like 2 of his other friends outside ondo state called him to ask about the same police case and they said they paid 30k and 50k respectively to this same lawyer.

Episode 23.

I decided to sleep over at segun’s house that friday night. We went to the street junction late in the night to find something to eat, we bought bread and suya from the junction and we returned home to eat while we continued our gist.

ME: nawa ooooo, na who come arrange this scam?

SEGE: I’m so amazed too my friend. But I will definitely get to the root of this matter. Trust me na. Sebi na me

ME: no wahala, let me try the number again.

SEGE: alright bro, place it on loudspeaker and also on voice recorder.

ME: ok ****dial the number and it was still unreachable*****

SEGE: no doubt, the person is aware that I’m back, he must definitely be nearby.

ME: are u sure?

SEGE: yes, very sure. Even for the battery level of my phone to reduce despite been switched off while I was away, then its obvious that some had accessed my phone.

ME: what if the battery drained itself as a result of long time usage? Or what do you think?

SEGE: I knew my phone too well, it couldn’t have reduced to that level while it was off.

ME: ok sha.

SEGE: sebi he sent you an account details?

ME: yes.

SEGE: let me have it.

ME: what are you going to do with it?

SEGE: I will carry out a research on the names and fish out the faces behind it.

ME: ok boss.

SEGE: so how far with your wives?

ME: which of them?

SEGUN: you dey craze, na me you dey ask which of them?, are they now more than two?

ME: **smiled*** you mean bimpe and betty?

SEGE: now you are talking.

ME: they are fine. Betty refused to return from abuja ooo. I just dey miss her sha.

SEGE: but bimpe is available and around for you now shebi?

ME: bimpe kee?, its been long we spoke.

SEGE: na me you dey bobo abi?, you are my friend onihaxy, I can tell when you are lieing.

ME: ok, agreed, we used to talk once in a while.

SEGE: onihaxy baba!!!! Ekun!!!!!!. But wait onihaxy, this one that betty refused to return, its seems bimpe’s report about betty is somehow true oo. Abi what do you think?

ME: I’m baffled and confused too segun.

SEGE: ok, are you guys still relating like it used to be before she travel?

ME: yes, even more than it used to be before sef. We chat and talk every day and night. That is I’m more confused and don’t know what to believe anymore.

SEGE: no wahala, just calm down onihaxy. Just act normal and don’t make her suspect that you heard anything about her. Sebi she promised to discuss something with you when she returns?.

ME: yeah, she did.

SEGE: that one is settled. Hope you are prepared for the show day?,

ME: which show day?, who is organising a show?

SEGE: you off course. The show day when the secret between you and bimpe will be exposed.

ME: funny. Na you wan expose am?,

SEGE: with this path you are threading?, onihaxy, its just a matter of time, I’m very sure bimpe is definitely up to something which might lead to a dead end. This her recent “mrs nice woman” can’t just be without a price.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm

SEGE: onihaxy, like seriously, I just still believe the best thing is to let betty be aware of your past with bimpe. Incase heaven falls in the future.

ME: segun, do you think its that easy to just call betty and tell her that “betty, you know that your brother’s wife?, I f####d her in the past and even had……….. ***remembered the oath and I stopped **

SEGE: had what with her?

ME: hmmmm. I mean I also had issues of re-occurrence s#x with her.

SEGE: looooooooool. Mad boy

ME: abi naw.

SEGE: don’t worry onihaxy, I have a plan…………………

]Episode 24.

I left segun’s house on saturday afternoon and went to my family house along side with segun to say hello to mum and my siblings. We hanged out till late in the evening, segun later left for his house while I saw him off, I stopped at a cyber cafe on my way back home to print out the doctor’s report that was sent to me from Adebimpe. I got home and filed it inside an envelope, I had a nice time with my family throughout the weekend and betty spoke with my entire family on the phone, in the process, I introduced her to my mum as my fiancee and mumsy was so happy that I finally introduced someone to her after a long moment of persuasion. She asked of my mumsy’s contact and they both exchanged digits. She promised my mum that she would visit her soon. I got confused again and I was like “was it not the same betty I was told I that I lost to one rich dude?”. I kept mute and was watching the whole situation.
On sunday morning, i woke up and followed the family to church. Immediately after the service, I arranged my bag and departed akure for lagos. Bimpe kept my company by occupying me in a chat throughout the journey. We had gist about a lot of things and I was amazed that I chat for over 3 hours non-stop. I arrived lagos late in the night and got home at few minutes past 10pm. I ironed the shirt and trouser I would be using the next day and went straight to bed thereafter.
On monday morning, I left work and arrived office as usual at 7:05am, I went straight to my desk, I discovered the cleaners are yet to clean it, I picked a rough paper and cleaned the desk. I exchanged greetings with the other staffs on the floor as I sat down on my chair. I placed my head on my desk and prayed for about 5 minutes, in the process, I heard the sound of the main door been opened but I wasn’t sure about who entered. As I was through with the prayers, I raised up my head and I saw a very cute s#xy legs standing beside me, I raised up my head properly to see the face and it turned out to be funmilayo my boss. I was scared.

ME: good morning funmi

FUNMI: morning onihaxy. Where were you on friday?

ME: eeem funmi, I wasn’t feeling fine and I went to the hospital.

FUNMI: you went to the hospital? Or your girlfriend was around?

ME: smiled not at all funmi.

FUNMI: anyways, see me in my office and come with your doctor’s report.

ME: ok ma

FUNMI: looked at me with a frown

ME: I’m sorry, ok funmi.

Funmi left my desk and walked into her office, I took time to compose myself before standing up from my desk, the other ladies who stayed on the same floor with me stared at me with this kind of “God don catch am” look. I knocked on funmi’s door and entered.

FUNMI: onihaxy, sit down. ehn ehn!!!, where were you on friday?

ME: ***pulled the chair and sat down**** I was sick and I went to the hospital.

FUNMI: who did you inform?

ME: I told my team-lead

FUNMI: when?

ME: on thursday.

FUNMI: but I saw you on thursday and you were feeling too well?

ME: the sickness started on thursday evening.

FUNMI: ok, where is the doctor’s report?

ME: ***gave it to her*****

FUNMI: **** glanced through it**** hmmmmm, see lies. Anyways, go and give it to your teamlead, he knows what to do with it.

ME: ok ma. ****stood up, walked towards the door and I was about to hold the lock***

FuNMI: onihaxy!!!!!!!, come back here!!!!

Episode 25.

FUNMI: onihaxy, come back here!!!!!!.
I got scared and I was frightened as I turned back and walked towards her desk. I was like “did she detected any foul play on the report?”
“Could it be that she caught me?”
“What could be going on in her mind?”
“Hope I never enter wahala?”
“Abi I don cook beans for bank?”

FUNMI: well onihaxy, I saw someone who looked like you at oshodi park on friday morning when I drove my cousin to the park.

ME: **chai!!!!, kasala don burst*** maybe it was me because I was also at the park that morning.

FUNMI: thank your stars, I thought you would lie, where did you travel too?

ME: I didn’t travel, I was there to send a parcel to my family through the bus driver before going to the hospital for treatment.

FuNMI: ok, no problem, have this file and help me to deliver it to Mr Fashakin at the E-banking unit *** stretched forth her hand and gave me the file*****

ME: ok ma.

FUNMI: onihaxy!!!, the next time I hear you answering ma again, I won’t take it lightly with you.

ME: sorry funmi.

FUNMI: ****smiled**** or you want to tell me that your girlfriends are younger than me?

ME: ****smiled*****

FUNMI: anyways, my birthday is on thursday.

ME: waoh!!!!!!, happy birthday in advance

FUNMI: thanks my dear. So where are you taking me to?

ME: *** chuckled**** till then sha.

FUNMI: ok oooooo. go back to your work and do have a nice day.

ME: alright funmi.

I opened her door and walked out of her office with smile on my face. The ladies sitting and the same floor with me were amazed and surprised with my mood, I guess they were surprised to see me smiling. One of the ladies followed me as I walked out of the office while heading to the E-banking unit and she caught up with me and we walked together and got talking.
LADY: “Onihaxy, wetin query mama said to you?”

ME: nothing, she just asked me why I was absent on friday.

LADY: yeah, that is true, why are you absent?

ME: I wasn’t feeling fine, so I went to the hospital

LADY: ok onihaxy. But wait, are you sure you aren’t related to query mama?

ME: I’m not, why did you ask?

LADY: because it looked so strange the way she treated you and relate with you among other staffs. I will just urge you to keep praying to always see her good side.

ME: ***smiled**** thank you.

We got separated at the exit of the walkway, I went to the E-banking unit to deliver funmi’s message while she branched elsewhere. From there, I went to meet my teamlead and join other team members for a connect session. Throughout the session, the teamlead emphasised more about funmi and how she dashed out queries like christmas gifts and he urged everyone to be dedicated to their work and also meet up with targets. After the session, everyone began to murmur on how she almost sacked someone on friday because of a costly mistake from the person and some of her harsh leadership attitude were also been talked about , I began to wonder and I asked myself, “why am I the only one not seeing the bad side of this lady?”.
I resumed back to work after the connect and worked till break time before hanging out with my friend on whatsapp.

ME: sege how far?

SEGE: I dey jaree. How is work and your wives?

ME: fine jaree. Segun, something happened today.

SEGE: another bimpe issue abi?

ME: you no well, why must it always be about bimpe?

SEGE: because bimpe na resident evil na. So gist me, what happened to her this time?

ME: its not bimpe, its my boss.

SEGE: your boss?, she don sack you?

ME: you no well,

SEGE: oya wetin happen?

ME: she just seemed to like me among other staffs and I don’t get the meaning for it.

SEGE: maybe she admires you, short fine boy na, e no easy.

ME: you no well, but seriously, everyone is always facing and complaining about her bad sides, I’m the only not seeing her bad side among the new staffs. Even my senior staffs in the same office with me are getting envious.

SEGE: hmmmmm, how old is she?

ME: she will be 48 on this week,

SEGE: how did you know her age?

ME: from popular gossips.

SEGE: what is her present marital status?

ME: single mother of two. A 19years old girl and a 15 years old boy. I heard she lost her husband like 3years ago and she refused to re-marry since then. The daughter is in the university and the
Is in college.

SEGE: omo!!!!!!!!, 26 to 48!!!, the margin wide die. But that doesn’t matter sha, she can be your sugar mummy.

ME: sugar what???, you no well.

SEGE: hmmmmmm. Sit down there, “o je jara e”. So what is now the problem?

ME: she almost suspected me of travelling on friday because she said she saw me at the park. I had to lie to her that I went there to send a package to my family.

SEGE: correct guy.

ME: her birthday is this week, I don’t know what to present to her.

SEGE: just find out her best interest.

ME: interest as in?

SEGE: what she like most. Maybe gadgets, fashion, her best colour and so on.

ME: hmmmm. I only observed she likes smart skimpy dresses with a touch of red.

SEGE: what about jewellery?

ME: she doesn’t use heavy jewellery

SEGE: that’s fine. Get her a nice sets of red underwears, a nice gown with touch of red, a little perfume and probably a wristwatch. Pack everything together and present it to her.

ME: haaaaaaaa!, those things are too expensive now

SEGE: they are not expensive, everything shouldn’t cost you beyond 5k, at most 10k. Trust me you will get something more than that in return.

ME: something more than that as how?

SEGE: decode that yourself. What I told you to do is simply called future investment.

ME: ok boss.

SEGE: onihaxy, guess what

ME: what is that?

SEGE: I have discovered who was behind the scam.

ME: really?, who?

SEGE: it was my landlord’s son I told you about.

ME: how did you find out?.

SEGE: I searched for the name of the account details on social networks and I found 8 matches on facebook, I did thorough research on the 8 accounts and I found out that my landlord’s son is a friend to one of the accounts.

ME: hmmmmm. Detective sege!!!!!. So what are you going to do next?

SEGE: I’m trying to gather evidences from my other 2 friends, from there, I will go to the bank to lodge a complain about the transactions and I will involve the police. Just watch me.

Me: hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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