[Story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 5)

Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 5)

EPISODE 6

BIMPE: stop screaming what!!!! And better act fast

ME: ok, what can I do now?

BIMPE: onihaxy, let’s talk later, henry is coming downstairs,

ME: ok

BIMPE: don’t forget to clear your chat dear

ME: ok, bye.

After ending the chat, I cleared it and I was so restless and uncomfortable, I was roaming around the room and my heart was beating so fast and heavier,
“Why is this happening to me?”
“Why is it now that I’m ready to get serious that this is happening?”
“Is this nemesis?”
“Could this be real?”
I became uncomfortable that even my cousin and other roomates began to question me and I told them I was fine. I couldn’t think straight again and I had to go back to segun on whatsapp.

ME: hi sege

SEGE: oko bimpe, how far?

ME: I dey jaree

SEGE: any update on that parole?

ME: the thing don pass me oooo.

SEGE: wetin happen? You don call betty?

ME: yes, I did that not quite long

SEGE: so how far?

ME: I told her I wanted to see her tomorrow, she said she has a wedding to attend. I suggested next weekend and she said she will be travelling to abuja to visit her dad.

SEGE: ok, maybe you should see her during the week or wait till she returns, or what do you think?

ME: that’s not even the problem

SEGE: so what is it?

ME: immediately after the call, bimpe chat with me and she told me that betty isn’t going to visit her dad, and that it’s the guy she is visiting.

SEGE: hmmm, so hard to believe sha. Have you ever suspected her of anything like that?

ME: never, infact her phone is always with me whenever we are together.

SEGE: has she ever told you about any guy in abuja before?

ME: not at all.

SEGE: this thing is complicated. As much as I don’t want to trust bimpe, she is evil right from onset, I still think betty might be hiding something, how can a grown up girl like that not be working despite having a rich family, and also, she can’t just be like that and not have richer guys disturbing her. But this same girl has been helping you so far now?, and why is bimpe telling you all these?

ME: that is where I’m more confused, I’m even thinking of confronting her with the truth.

SEGE: oloshi, and where will you tell her you got the information from?

ME: eeeeehm bimpe na

SEGE: ode ni e, and what was your relationship with bimpe that made her to be supplying you informations?, don’t you know you will arouse suspicion in her? and also cause problem in her family?, and besides, how will you get another information when you burst this one?, use your head now.

ME: ok, what do you want me to do now?

SEGE: just calm down, whether she is planning to settle with another guy or not, you have nothing to loose, she had been the one helping you all this while and not the other way round. So don’t approach this matter in a way that will scatter everything. Just do it this way,

ME: how?

SEGE: call her tomorrow or next tomorrow, tell her you had a terrible dream, and you need to discuss things with her about the dream, with that, you will get her attention first.

ME: hmmmm, sege the event planner!!!!, and what will be the content of the dream sir?

SEGE: fine, tell her you saw her in the dream that an old man whom you suspected to be her father was handling her over to another guy for marriage and she dumped you for the guy, and you were crying in the dream.

ME: hmmmm, will it work?

SEGE: just try it and present it in a way that she won’t suspect bimpe, and let’s see what will happen next.

Episode 7

The following day, I was just bored and worried at home, I just sat down and began to flash back to all that happened during the week. I thought of bimpe’s accusations against betty, I thought of betty’s decision to travel to Abuja and how the incident matched what bimpe told me, I thought of bimpe’s past bad record of evil , I thought of her recent love feelings towards me, I thought of what segun told to me and I was just confused.
“Could this be true?”
” What if betty is actually dating another guy?”
” What will then be my fate?”
” Is betty hiding something?”
” Will the dream scope of segun work?”
” What if she broke the news to me that it is real?”
” What do I do next?”
” Will bimpe be an alternative?”
“Will I start girl-hunting all over again?”
Different thoughts and question began to flood my heart and I was getting confused the more. I looked at the clock and it was 7am, I picked my phone and wanted to call betty, I just don’t know where to start from and how to present and arrange the dream, I had to drop my phone again to engage in another round of thinking.
At few minutes to 8am, betty called me and I was afraid to pick up because I still don’t know how to present the dream or react to her on phone. After the fifth missed call, she sent me a text telling me she had left home for ikorodu. I remained silent and moody inside the room and decided to watch a movie. I was watching the movie until around 12pm when Adebimpe initiated a chat and I responded, I began to flow along with her chat and before I knew it, I was already two hours gone on the keypad, I was just smiling and laughing as bimpe was cracking so many jokes and I reciprocated, I suddenly found adebimpe interesting on chats that I was carried away and I forgot that she was once my sworn enemy.
At around 3pm, I decided to call betty and apologised for not picking her calls on the grounds that my cousin took my phone out, I tried breaking the dream to her but I found my heart skipping beats and I decided to let it go that day.
The following week, I resumed back to the bank and continued with my project and working well to meet up with the daily targets and to also get along with funmilayo my boss whom I stayed at her entrance. During break on Wednesday in one of my chat sessions, betty told me she would be travelling on friday morning.

ME: friday morning? That’s next tomorrow?

BETTY: yes dear, I will definitely miss you honey

ME: sweetheart, I will miss you more. I don’t even know how to cope with your absence.

BETTY: don’t worry dear, I will be back soonest

ME: when will you be back?

BETTY: can’t really say, but at most, I will stay for two weeks.

ME: ok dear. That reminds me.

BETTY: what is that dear?

ME: *** gathered courage*** I had a terrible dream about us last night.

BETTY: terrible dream?, tell me about it dear

ME: I saw an old man whom I suspected to be your father, he was wearing the same native dress with another man, I also saw another young man and the four of you are seated in a big parlour.

BETTY: what happened next?

ME:, the first man handled you over to the second man and the young boy, then I entered the room. I asked you what was going on and you told me you have been handled over to your the son of your father’s friend for marriage. I tried protesting but the four of you chased me out and I sat down outside and began to cry. That was when I woke up.

BETTY: *****silent with no response after reading*********

ME: hello!!!!!!!, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!.

After waiting for about 4 minutes without response, I decided to call her om phone.

ME: hello betty

BETTY: ****faint voice***** hello onihaxy,

ME: what happened, you aren’t responding on chats again, what happened?

BETTY: nothing, I was just speechless and don’t know what to type.

ME: you are speechless?, betty, what is going on.

BETTY: onihaxy, there is something I want to tell you, but please, wait till I’m back from Abuja,

ME: huuuuh, betty, why not now dear?, you know I hate suspense.

BETTY: just be patient, when I return, I will tell you everything.

ME: is it related to my dream?

BETTY: just wait till then.

ME: ok dear
*****what could this girl want to tell me?, can this be true?, haaaaaa, it seems bimpe was right!!!!, what could the suspense gist be all about??******** my9jarocks.info

Episode 8

On thursday morning, I left home for work as usual. I got to my desk in the morning and resumed work. My heart was filled with worries, fear and anxiety as I became uncomfortable on my seat. For some moments, I would just stare into the ceiling and soliloquies with account packages on the table unattended to, at a point, I was shedding tears and I don’t know it, the fear of “is this how I will loose betty?” filled my heart and I couldn’t concentrate on anything. My temperature was raised immediately . At around 10am, I got an envelope on the notification of my system. It was a message on my microsoft outlook, I opened it and discovered that it was a message from funmilayo which says “onihaxy, see me in my office immediately”. I got scared and I was so worried. From the history of funmilayo that I was told about, I heard that she is very dangerous and bossy, she is rude, arrogant and deadly, she doesn’t send for staffs anyhow and every of her subordinates feared her as she can fire anybody, I also heard that whenever she sent such mail, its either she wanted to fire someone or she wanted to serve someone a query. Immediately, I pinged my team-lead on bbm to tell him that funmilayo sent for me, my teamlead replied with a “surprise” smiley and he told me to summon courage and answer her.
I suspended what I was doing, stood up from my seat and went to her door, I knocked and she told me to come in and I entered.

ME: good morning ma.

FUNMI: raised eyebrow ma?, minus 5k from your salary this month.

ME: **scared*** I’m sorry, good morning funmi

FUNMI: better, how are you?

ME: **still scared and worried*** i am fine

FUNMI: you can have your seat

ME: pulled the visitors chair and sat down thank you

FUNMI: ***held her pen with one hand, hitting it against the other hand with her glasses adjusted and she was staring straight into my eyes**** onihaxy!!!!!!!

ME: ****scared with my heart beating heavily****** Ma!!!

FUNMI: pulled closer to her desk I have been going round, observing all the new project staffs and also going through their targets. I found out you have been doing well and also exceeding targets, keep it up

ME: thank you

FUNMI: however, I have been observing you through the glass since morning, I noticed you are behaving unusually funny today. What happened?

ME: nothing ma.

FUNMI: smiled your girl dumped you?

ME: no

FUNMI: anyways, I know you are suffering from an emotional trauma. That is why I called you.

ME: **silent***

FuNMI: look here onihaxy, everyone has one or two issues battling with them, maybe your girl dumped you, your wife gave birth or whatever it may be, the moment you get to the bank entrance, you just have to drop every emotions at the gate, enter the compound and concentrate at work and after work, you can pick your problems from the gate and return home with them.

ME: yes ma

FUNMI: here in this bank, it is either 100% or zero, we don’t tolerate errors, there is no way you won’t make errors when you combine your emotional problem with the work on your desk, you can never concentrate. I’m telling you this because I can see you have been working hard, if any error is detected in your work, you are gone, is that clear?

ME: yes ma.

FUNMI: ok, you can go back to your desk.

ME: ok ma.

I left funmi’s table and returned to my desk. It was difficult for me to concentrate on my work so I had to put on my earphones and play music from my phone. At break time. I stepped out to meet my other team mates at their office to catch fun with them in order to overcome my worries. I was surprised that the news had went round that funmi sent me a mail to come to her office.
“What happened onihaxy?”
“Wetin you do funmi?”
“Na wetin she tell you?”
“She don sack you?”
People began to ask me several questions and I told them that she sent for me to come and eat lunch with her in her office, I became a celebrity instantly as it turned to a topic of discussion till the end of the day.
I got home after work that night. I heard my shower and had a chat with bimpe and betty at the same time. I begged betty to tell me about the suspense but she still insisted that I have to wait till she is back from abuja. I was also chatting with bimpe till I excused myself to eat dinner.
After the dinner, I was preparing for friday’s work when my phone began to ring. I checked the screen and it was bimpe.

ME: hello bimpe,

BIMPE: hi onihaxy, how is work today?

ME: fine, and yours?

BIMPE: good

ME: ok

BIMPE: I will be off duty this weekend, can you come around please?, I want to show you something and also give you plans on how to get your girl back to you.

ME: ****silent***

BIMPE: onihaxy, you aren’t talking, hello!!!!

ME: I’m just scared, are you sure you aren’t setting me up or planning anything funny?

BiMPE: anything funny like raping you abi?

ME: ****laughed***

BIMPE: ***laughed tooo****

ME: ok, let me tell betty about it

BIMPE: haba onihaxy, why will you do that now?, just let her travel while we make our own plans. You will pay me for my services oooo.

ME: ok, I hear.

BIMPE: alright, I will be expecting you in lekki on saturday.

ME: ok. ****chai onihaxy!!!!!!, can bimpe be friendly or dangerous this time?*******

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Episode 9

On my way to work the following friday morning, betty called to inform me that she and her brother are on their way to the airport going to abuja, I felt bad as I bid her farewell in a 12minutes conversation, I got to the bank and resumed for the day’s work. we always have team connect sessions every fridays where members of each team would come together between 7:10 am to 7:45am to discuss and deliberate on various challenges facing the team and each member and how to tackle them. Before the commencement of the connect session, I was on my seat when funmilayo entered the room, the 6 other staffs and I who use the main floor greeted her as she entered the room, she just waved at the air with a straight look on her face saying “good morning everyone”, when she got to the entrance of her office where my desk is located, she stopped, looked at me with a grin on her face and said “good morning onihaxy, how are you now?”, I looked at her and replied “I’m fine funmi”. she hit her hand on my desk and said “So how are you? Hope you have settled the issue with your girlfriend who was giving you a concern yesterday?” , I smiled in silence as I don’t know what to say, she looked at me and said ” it good you are now back to your normal self, be a good boy and don’t forget what I told you yesterday”. I replied “Ok ma”. She then cat-walked into her office and banged the door. When I raised up my head, I saw the other 6 staffs looking at me in amazement and the mouth of two of them was widely opened. The lady at the extreme corner gave me a sign to come with her hand waved at me, As a senior colleague, I obeyed her, stood up and walked up to her. Before I reached there, two other ladies there had drew closer as if I was been summoned.
” Are you related to funmi?”
” Is she your sister?”
” Are you guys living in the same area?”
The 3 ladies whispered to me simultaneously at the same time, I just smiled and replied “not at all, I met her here as my boss when I resumed this job, that’s all”. The lady who called me said “nawa oooo, its so rare to see funmilayo stopping by at a junior staff’s desk to chat with him or her, or calling a junior staff to her office for conversation. even we wey dey her for over two years, she had never acted this way to any of us before”, I just looked her and smile. The other ladies said “maybe their spirits just worked together”, the third one said ” maybe funmi likes him”. I just looked at them and smiled as I stood up and walked out of the floor to attend the connect session, ***chaiii, women and gossips sha******

I got to the meeting and the news of funmi inviting me to office for lunch the previous day was still trending among my team-mates, I had to quickly correct them before they put me into trouble
“Abeg oooo, she only called me for an assignment ni oooo, no be for lunch ooo”.
We all laughed over it and everybody returned to his/her desk after the session. At the closure of the day, I had a long chat session with betty as she told me that she was already in Abuja, bimpe also called to remind me of my visitation on saturday the next day.
I tried calling and chatting segun to update him about bimpe’s invitation but his number wasn’t reachable and messages weren’t delivering
” Ooooooh, as I couldn’t reach segun now, what should I do ooooo?”

Episode 10

Up till saturday morning, I still couldn’t reach segun on phone to update him on the latest invitation, and at the same time, I was so eager to know what bimpe wanted to show me and how she planned to help me get betty back to me. I sat down on my bed that morning and began to think and make strategies.

“Wetin dey do segun’s phone sef?”
“Can’t I even take decisions on my own?”
“Let me do this on my own this time”
“I won’t seat close to bimpe when I get there”
“Infact, I won’t eat nor drink anything”
” I will avoid any body contact”
“I won’t even smile at her sef”
I was on my bed doing rehearsals when my phone began to ring, I checked the screen and it was bimpe, I picked the phone from the bed and received the call.

ME: hello bimpe

BIMPE: hi dear, good morning, how was your night?

ME: fine thanks. What about yours?

BIMPE: fine and cool

ME: ok

BIMPE: so when are you coming over?

ME: ***silent for a while**** any moment for now

BIMPE: ok dear, what will you eat? so that I can start preparing it

ME: anything nice.

BIMPE: ok dear, leave home early because of traffic

ME: ok

BIMPE: that reminds me, since you stay in mushin, why aren’t you using fadeyi brt lane to cms and you take lekki bus from there, or why do you prefer oshodi route?

ME: really?, I never knew there is another route apart from oshodi route.

BIMPE: **laughed*** try this one I told you, its very fast

ME: alright

BIMPE: ok bye hanged up

I stood up from my bed, thought for some minutes and contemplating on whether to go or not, I tried segun’s number and it was still unreachable.
I just made up my mind to go and stay out of trouble. I went to the bathroom and had a shower, I dressed up and asked my neighbours about the fadeyi-cms route, I was told its the fastest and that fadeyi brt bustop is even closer to the house and just a five minutes trek.
I dashed out of the house and went to the bustop, I saw a fan-milk ice cream bicycle and purchased a N200 own, on getting to lekki, I purchased pop-corn and wanted to give them to daniella. I took a bus to bimpe’s bustop and I arrived at her house by 10:20am, I knocked on the gate and the gate-man opened the gate for me to enter the compound. He told me he could recognised my face but he still wanted to call his madam to confirm if I should come in or not and I told him “no problem”. I sat down on a bench beside the gate, the gate-man used an intercom located beside the gate and he made a call, he asked of my name and I told him, after about 4 seconds, he ended the call and told me I can go inside. I stood up with the nylon bag I carried and went to the door, I knocked and few moments later, I heard a sound behind the door and later, it was opened wide, bimpe appeared behind the door on a short mini gown with her fresh laps revealing underneath and a seductive smile on her face, I can’t just help it but to glance at her from her head to her toes and from the toes back to her head as I entered the living room with smile on my face also.
****chai!!!, even though I walk through the valley of seduction…………..*******

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