[story] Adebimpe the Facebook Girl (complete Season 1)

Mr RockAugust 22, 2016

she picked. Though I
couldn’t hear the caller’s voice from the
phone, but bimpe was
responding “ok, alright, ok, ok” on the phone
and she dropped the
call. Before I could say anything, bimbe said
“that is my roomate
at school. She is asking me the time I will get
to PHC”.
I dashed out of the room. I stood outside my
house for like
10minutes thinking all sort of things
“Am I actually a mumu?, what if she is right
about having a
cousin?. After all, she will give me s#x as a
surprise before
leaving so I will actually taste her?. But
should I tell her about
what I saw on facebook?,but what if she asked
me how I get to
know her account details?, but if I don’t give
her the money, how
will she get to PHC?. Or should I delay her till
tomorrow so as to
enjoy her over the night?. But NO, she is
having a 4 unit test
tomorrow. And bimpe is beautiful ooooo, I
think I like her
naturally because if not, I won’t be this mumu
for
her”************. The thoughts were just
coming in and
overlapping, I don’t know what to opt for. At a
point, I just made
up my mind to give her 5,000naira to manage.
After all, I can’t
pay more than 5k if I invite a girl for home
service. So let me just
zero my mind that I am paying only for the
surprised s#x and I
will assume that I lost the 10k I gave her
earlier.
I stopped thinking and stopped a bike.
Bike man, take me to alagbaka. He said “bros
na 150naira
oooo”. No problem, I replied. He rode pass
through fiwasaye girls
college and finally dropped me in front of first
bank opposite
captain cook at alagbaka junction.
On getting to first bank ATM, the crowd was
so much, so I
decided to go to GTB atm adjacent first bank.
The queue isn’t
that much. I am the 12th person on the
queue. I was so anxious
to withdraw the money and go back home to
meet my surprise
package, in fact, I insult anyone who stayed
longer on the
machine.
When there about 6 people in front of me,
something just struck
me that I should go to facebook and check her
recent chats. This
time, I got the greatest shock of my life on
what I
saw
as I opened her message. She started a chat
with
swordman 5minutes ago
SWORDMAN: baby, hi
BIMPE: sweetie, I’m fine. I so much enjoyed
the way you make
love to me. It was the best I have ever had in
my life.
Chaiii. I developed headache instantly. I
scrolled up to read again
incase I didn’t get it very well, I continued
reading
SWORD:. Same thing here, I so much miss ur
orals. Infact, if not
for the test you said you want to write
tomorrow, I won’t have let
you go today.
BIMPE: baby don’t worry, I will be back after
the semester break.
I can’t wait to feel you again
SWORD: that’s my baby. How far with the
place you said you are
going for your Tfare, I mean your daddy’s
friend you talked
about?.
BIMPE: I’m there already, but he went out to
bank to withdraw
money for me.
SWORD: why not come here for a quickee
plssssss
BIMPE: time has gone and he will be back
soon
SWORD: baby pls it won’t be long, I promise it
won’t exceed
10mins
BIMPE:. Are u sure?
SWORD: I promise
BIMPE: ok dear, set the stage, don’t let me
meet you with cloths
on and make sure its a hot ride. I will be there
in a jiffy.
SWORD: ok dear, I will be waiting.
Chaiiii. I shouted and it attracted the
attention of people on the
queue. They asked me what’s wrong but I
couldn’t say anything.
I stepped out of the bank. And was wondering
if I am not
dreaming. Just as I was thinking of what next
to do. My phone
rang and its a message from bimpe which
says “baby, pls I left
my school ID card at my cousins place, I am
on way to get it. I
will be back in 20mins time pls”.
I don’t know when I started crying. I was
crying like a baby on
the express. I said to myself. “This time,
Onihaxy, u must teach
this b#####d a lesson she will never forget in
her life.

just as i was standing infront of the bank and
crying like
someone who lost his D##k, my fone rang. I
looked at the screen
and it was a friend named segun. I do call him
“sege the guru”
because is into blogging and ICT.
SEGE: ogbeni how far? U number no dey waka
since yesterday
Me: sege how far
SEGE: I dey o. Wetin do ur voice, u no dey
sound normal my guy
ME: I have been duped by a woman i love so
much.
SEGE: say wetin, abeg pick a bike dey come
oba-ile right now.
I stoppd a bike going to oba-ile where segun
lives. After 8mins. I
am at segun’s room entrance
me: ko ko ko
sege: who be that, come in.
I entered, sat down, then without wasting time,
i summarized the
whole episode to sege in 3minutes.
SEGE: “were ni e o” omo porta ti lo agbari fun
e. Ode ni e
ME: no be my fault, this babe fine die and get
assets for front and
back. I just so much love her
SEGE: Ogbeni, you are the “baddest maga ever
liveth”
me: thank u. Wetin i go come do now segun
SEGE: no worry, we go arrange collect part or
the whole of that
10k from her, u go still straff her free for the
next 2days and u go
discharge her without giving a kobo
Me: is that possible, how i go do am now?
Just immediately, a message came in from
adebimpe which says
“baby, i’m on my way back”. I showed it to
sege. He laughed and
said to me. “ogbeni, if u fall again this time,
then u don break
world maga record”.
He opened a bulk sms application on his
phone, draft a Access
bank debit alert of 25k and send it to my line.
Me: what should i do with it
SEGE: Show it to her wen u reach house, tell
her say ATM debit
the whole 25k wey u wan give her and the
money no come out of
the machine, so u dey go the bank tomorrow
to complain. But if
she no fit wait, tell her say u get person wey u
fit collect the
money from and then call me make i show. We
go dey write d
script on whatsapp as u dey go. But make
sure u clear the
whatsapp chats after ooo
I dashed out of segun’s house. I went home
straight, on getting
home, i met adebimpe sitting on the bed
restless. As i entered,
she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
BIMPE: baby, u look unhappy, what happend?
Me: ** i brought out my fone and showed her
the alert and then
act the drama as directed by segun”***
bimpe wore a sad face
BIMPE: What do we do now? This is 11:08am
and i must get to
PHC today.
ME: ok relax, let me call a friend to borrow me
20k to give you, i
will sort him when u are gone.
I picked up my phone and called segun to
come.
Bimpe hugged and kissed me again and said
“u are a darling”. I
asked of the surprise she promised earlier, she
said i should wait
till my friend leaves so that no one will
disturb. I replied “ok”.
Segun arrived at about 10mins later.
ME: sege my guy. Pls i need ur help, my babe
wan return to
school today and ATM fuc.ked up. Abeg
borrow me 20k till
tomorrow.
SEGUN: lai lai. The 8k wey u borrow last time,
u neva returm am
and u wan collect another one?. I go give u
the 20k only after u
refund the previous 8k.
ME: Se na because of 8k u come dey disgrace
me infront of my
babe?. Abeg i go give u the two together.
SEGUN: lai lai, find means and give me the 8k
first.
Then i turned to bimpe.
Me: bimpe, pls do u have 8k with you, let me
give this guy so
that he can give me the 20k
BIMPE: i dont have that amount, the only
money on me is 5,500
and its a money that my friend gave me to
buy weavon for her
from akure.
ME: Don’t worry, give me 5k out of it, since
i’m giving you 20k in
return, u can then sort your friend.
She gave me the 5k and i gave it to segun.
ME: Now wey i don give u 5k out of 8k, can u
now help me?
SEGUN: Se u know say u be akue?. If not
because of ur pretty
girlfriend, i no go help u. Let me go home and
bring the money, i
will be back in 10mins time.
Immediately after segun’s departure, she gave
me the surprise.
We had a hot romance which leads to one
round of sweet s#x.
3mins after the s#x, segun called, i picked and
put on loud
speaker.
Me: sege how far?, where is the money now?
SEGUN: wahala don shele oo. As i dey come ur
place the other
time, i forget to lock my door, before i reach
home, dem don carry
my lappy and took all the 30k wey dey house.
ME: Eyah. So sorry oo. Abeg se u fit return
that 5k, i go find
means add to it give my babe?
SEGUN: U dey mad ni. **segun hanged up the
call.
*************flashback*********
Immediately after segun’s departure, bimpe
looked into my eyes
while she sat on the bed.
“Onihaxy, I love you. You are cool, cute, gentle
and caring, where
have you been all this while when I was
looking for a good guy?”.
She then moved close and kissed me and we
started kissing passionately. I took hold of her
bosoms and
ooohh
, they were really soft and she stiffled a
moan as I touched her Tips. She said
“I’m afraid that you will dump me after having
s#x with me
because that is how you guys always do.”, I
replied, “baby u
know I so much love you. If not, I won’t be
running everywhere to
get money for you…,she smiled and resumed
the kissing. I
ripped off
her top and descended voraciously on
her swollen Tips. I furthered downward to
unzip her jeans
trouser. I was shocked at what I saw,bimpe
was pantless…
Why pantless. I asked?. She replied “I’m not
always comfortable
with pants”. But I thought to my self “chaii,
swordman must have
a hand in this pantless issue.
She pulled down my jeans and boxers
and saw my erect manliness, she
simply rubbed it and den she sat down with
her legs open and
her K###y-Cat dripping wet. Chai, bimpe is not
tight and I noticed
something like Fluid on her Vjay hair. I slid
my condomize D##k
into her and she gasped. My heart skipped two
beats as i felt my
D##k heating up and she continue to moan
louder.
We switch to canine after about 4minutes of
the s#x and I
continued going in and out faster and she
begged for more which
I gave her
ultimately. We lasted for the next 6mins and I
cum. It was
obvious that she noticed that I wasn’t excited
about the s#x.
What’s wrong baby? Bimpe asked. Nothing, I
replied.
Bimpe: Onihaxy, do you truly love me?
ME: why did u ask again?
BIMPE: I just want to be sure because you are
the only guy I
have in my life after breaking up with my ex.
And I don’t want to
suffer for love again.
ME: I assured you of my love yinmu
BIMPE:. Ok dear, let me get a shower and
dress up while we are
awaiting uncle segun.
She stood from the bed Unclad, she walked
twisting the fresh fair
Bottom as she opened the door to the
bathroom .
I took my phone and checked my whatsapp
messages. I got a
message from sege. “Mr maga, flash me when
u are with your
girl. I will call you, make you put am for loud
speaker, I want act
another drama……………