"Shadows the sun casts keep changing."
"In life, good and bad days keep alternating."
"Those who look after their parents, untiringly..."
"They get their blessings and keep progressing."
"Those who look after their parents, untiringly..."
"They get their blessings and keep progressing."
"Money earned through hard work always keeps lasting."
"In life, good and bad days keep alternating."
'Look, everyone feels hungry.'
'Humans and animals alike.'
'Humans are the only living being with the maximum choice to eat.'
'But only fortunate ones get these choices.'
- Piping hot meal for you, sir. - 'Feed one and feed all.'
'Even insects feel hungry.'
'The one spending is spilt counting money..'
'..is the owner of this restaurant, Sukhdev Singh.'
'Next to him is me, Pehelwan Singh.'
Khushkismet Dhaba (fortunate restaurant).
'That's Naseebo.'
'Your sister-in-law.'
'Doesn't she look like Neeru Bajwa?'
'Oh my, I feel shy.'
Lacha!
Feed tea to your uncle!
I'll feed myself.
I am not a newborn that they need to feed me.
Look how he has washed the plate.
Chotu! I have asked you to clean the utensils properly.
I cannot say about the utensils but I'll surely clean you one day.
I'll make you sparkle.
'Such people are not friends to anyone just like snake's sons.'
'Sons reminds me, they too have two sons.'
'Bittu and Lucky.'
'Lucky is an agent.'
'He sends people to Canada in no time.'
'He's hardly ever at home.'
'The other son Bittu, he likes to sing.'
'He never thought about making money.'
Give me some, father.
God bless you, son.
Not your blessings, father.
Give me 2000 rupees.
Don't make me break your teeth. You don't get any money.
You can take 2000 blessings if you want.
You should go and work at the restaurant.
Father, let people get a chance to hear my son.
People will start queuing up to eat at our restaurant.
Come on, give him 3000 rupees.
Come on father, give me 4000 rupees.
Stay back. Both of you are impossible.
Give him the money.
Don't worry about the restaurant. He will run it like a pro.
Right.
He'll run it like a pro?
Your brothers to follow my path and tried to open a restaurant thrice.
Did they succeed?
Son, your father isn't going to give you money so easily.
Okay.
Grandpa.
- What happened? - Come here.
What's this commotion about?
What do I say, grandpa
I need 5000 rupees. He isn't giving me a penny.
Give him 6000 rupees.
That's enough.
Before they reach 100,000, here son take 2000 rupees.
Bye, father.
- God bless you. - Thank you.
- Bye, mother. I'll get going. - God bless you.
- Bye, grandpa. - God bless you.
You're not going to come home tonight?
- No, I have a recording. - Okay.
Okay.
- Be careful, son. - Okay, mother.
There goes my money.
'He always carries this box with him.'
'You thought he keeps drugs in it?'
'Oh my jackal's horn, please always be generous towards my family.'
'Do such things really work?'
'Maybe on humans.'
'There is no such thing in our community.'
'Look how everyone's sleeping in such a carefree manner.'
'No one is thinking about Chotu.'
'Chotu is trying to clean them up.'
Grandpa?
Have you ever been to Mohamed Sadik's concerts?
You haven't.
Let me take you to one then.
Jackal's horn?
- Who is it? - Thief! Chotu!
- What are you stealing? - Grandpa..
- My jackal... - Be careful.
Get up. Get up. What happened to father?
- Father! - Father!
'Double damn!'
'Fate is strange, when bad luck strikes, nothing can be done, mate.'
'The younger son got arrested for illegally sending people abroad.'
'Grandpa got bedridden.'
'Relatives turned their backs.'
'And the electric current made sir and madam go crazy.'
Father, listen to her.
Father, he has come of age.
We should get him married.
Yes father, I have been telling you since so long.
I'll get married to anyone you say.
- I am ready, get me married. - Yes.
You can get him married later.
First take the invite and sweets from the one who is getting married.
Sweets.
Sweets!
He's such a nice person.
- Let's go. It's party time. - I too want some.
No, no, no. Not now.
You can dance at my wedding.
'The responsibility of the family is now on Bittu's shoulders.'
'Bittu stopped singing and started running the restaurant.'
'But it failed.'
'Because Chotu opened a restaurant right opposite ours.'
Basanti isn't scared of anyone.
We need to make an impression in the neighbourhood.
After all Basanti has opened a roost-rent.
Not roost-rent, its' restaro-gent.
How many times have I told you not to talk in English?
You are weak in English.
Don't get angry.
Listen, be brave.
Forget humans, not even cats and dogs should go there.
Let the cats and dogs go there. Why do you need to worry?
They will only go there and shit.
Now go for it.
'Moreover, those who were suffered the visa fraud..'
'..kept coming over to ask for their money back.'
Look Bittu, Lucky took money from us to give us a Canadian visa.
He got arrested.
You give us back our money.
So that my son can go to Canada.
Look, with the money I have you won't even be able to the next village.
How can you even think about going to Canada?
We gave you the money and you are joking with us?
Why would I joke with you? You are not my sister-in-law.
Take the money from whom you took it.
He wants money.
It's okay, son. Let him come out.
I'll extract it from his bones.
'Bittu has been borrowing
- money to pay the expenses.' - Let's go.
'How can he give them anything?'
'There are three patients at home.'
'Bittu started singing in chorus to pay for their medicines.'
- 'He was still not able to pay the bills.' - Leave me alone.
'Only Kaka Singh used to help time on and off.'
I don't have money to buy their medicines.
I really need the money.
Only you are helping us.
'Help? With a heavy interest.'
Here's 20,000.
You already owe me 200,000.
Now show me your face only
when you are coming to me with all my money with interest.
Do you understand?
You may leave now.
Thank you!
'Bad time kept troubling him but Bittu didn't give up.'
Don't worry, grandpa. Everything will be fine.
You will see, I'll bring us back to glory.
I am trying my best, but fate isn't helping.
What are you saying?
Bittu?
Yes, Papu?
Come, there is a recording.
Chorus?
No, I want to sell my land and cut you an album.
Don't joke, man.
I don't feel like singing in a chorus anymore.
We don't either.
You sing well.
But you know it all depends on money.
Come over, you can charge 1200 for it.
Fine. Pay me 1300.
Fine, come over.
Hold it. Press the button.
Move back.
Move aside.
Come, Satti sir.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a ruler?"
"Ruler! Ruler!"
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a ruler?"
"Ruler! Ruler!"
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Satti, it's not ruler, it's roller.
- Okay, okay. - Roller.
Okay. Understood.
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
"Roller! Roller!"
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Satti, tempo is too high.
Bring it down a notch.
He can handle that.
Why do you need to reduce my speed?
Bodyguard?
What is it?
No, you are doing great.
Green shirt?
Yes?
Sing louder. Increase the level.
I am already quite high.
Does he want me to sing from the roof?
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
"Roller! Roller!"
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
"Roller! Roller!"
He is singing pathetically. He just won't listen.
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
Don't bother about it, sir. Just think about the money.
But what about our reputation?
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
Well done, Mr. Satti.
You will take the music industry by storm.
Yes, Satti.
Well done. You sang so well.
I am getting Goosebumps.
You can come here. We just need to do the chorus.
You have rocked this.
Forget how to sing, he doesn't even know how to leave.
Oh really, son?
If this is the case
then why don't you sing?
I, sir?
- Yes, you. - I'll sing it.
"Tell me, o mere mortal."
"Your sorrows are killing me."
"My beloved..."
He sings so well.
"Come back."
Come on out, let's talk.
Okay, brother.
Brother, when will you call me to be a lead singer?
Forget that.
First take your 1300 rupees.
We will ask you to come and sing some day.
Hello! Hurry up!
I'm pulling it up.
- Shall I tie it over here? - Yes. Tie it over there.
How much longer will it take?! Pull it up quickly.
I'm doing it. It's almost done.
'Local Fair?'
'Then our restaurant will surely make some money.'
'But I will need 50,000 to make all the arrangement.'
'From where will I get the money?'
'Kaka Singh.'
Oh great, one look at you and I am flooded with ideas.
Okay.
So, you want 50,000 more from Kaka Singh?
- Yes? - Yes.
I have to praise you for one thing, son.
What about?
That you are shameless.
You haven't paid the past dues and you want to borrow more money?
Tell me something, do you think I am stupid?
There you go.
Both a biscuit drowned in tea and money given to you are difficult to recover.
Yes.
To recover a biscuit drowned in tea you need to put another biscuit in.
It is a big scheme. I'll return the money in a few days.
Scheme?
What scheme?
I'll tell you only after I get the money.
Tell me my lucky Naseebo, what should we do?
'What do we do?'
'Pehelwan is already so baffled.'
She has put me in a fix.
'If I could, I'd settle down with him.'
Tell me Naseebo.
'It's okay, give them the money they are good people.'
Okay then.
You should thank Naseebo.
Take this.
Congratulations.
You will get your money back pretty soon.
- Bye. - Bye.
Congratulations! Congratulations to me!
"Oh mother, please pray that your son becomes a star."
"When I will stand on the stage and sing.."
"..I am going to just steal the show."
"Oh mother, please pray that your son becomes a star."
"Today for the first time I saw the one who will be your daughter-in-law."
"I'll go and ask her if she likes if you say so."
"Like I take care of my turban, she takes care of her plait."
"Oh mother, please pray that your son becomes a star."
"My grandfather will be very happy if his grandson makes it big."
"My father will walk proudly, everyone will praise him."
"My life is built on dreams, I hope they don't shatter unfulfilled."
"Oh mother, please pray that your son becomes a star."
There are no customers.
Don't worry, brother. They will come.
Wait and watch.
Once you eat our food, you will come back for more, dude.
Park your cars, pull over your cars.
Good food.
We feed good food. Park your cars, pull over your cars.
- Sir! - Brother!
Stop! Stop!
Stop the car, brother!
Park over here, brother.
Why should we?
Have lunch here.
We ate back there. We are full.
- It's okay, brother. You may go. - Bye, brother.
- Sir! - Brother!
- Look at that! - Let's stop that car.
Hello.
- Hello, brother. - Please have lunch.
Are you offering it for free?
No, brother.
We have a restaurant to run. You are asking for free food.
Only those offering free food usually stop cars like this.
- I've never seen restaurants doing that. - We are different, brother.
Yes.
They are different. Why don't you just start begging?
Let's go, brother.
They are wasting our time.
Stop, stop, stop.
- Hello. - What is it?
How about lunch?
It's okay brother, you may leave.
Try to stop him.
- Those who go on foot also eat. - Yes.
- Hello. - Sir.
This way.
Lunch, brother?
Yes, this way.
But I already ate lunch back there.
You have done your setup way back.
Keep your things on the road.
Brother, we were asking you to come to the restaurant.
Only fools eat at a restaurant.
Brother, I think we will get customers tomorrow.
This is a local fair. It will go on for 2-3 days.
Bye.
What do we do now, Bittu?
A new scheme, brother?
If not money, let us earn some good deeds.
Offer the food for free.
Shall we start?
It is delicious. They are offering it with so much love.
Yes sister, it is delicious.
It is not easy to run a restaurant.
Brother, give me a hand, please.
What happened? Careful, Bittu.
What happened, brother?
Get a chair.
There we go, another trouble.
Be careful.
Take him to the wrestler bonesetter in Bari village.
I think its slip disc.
Yes, let's go. Get up. Be careful.
Let's go, Bittu.
Be careful.
Careful.
Oh God, save me.
Careful, Bittu.
Slowly.
Look, people are getting treated.
He hurts but he cures.
He doesn't even charge any fees. He works a miracle.
He doesn't charge any fees.
Be careful.
It's okay.
Oh God, please send me home alive today.
What do they do inside, sister?
They make your bottles rattle.
"I wait for you, my beloved!"
"Come to me."
Her singing will kill me.
I have heard many bad singers but she is the worst.
Her song will give everyone a headache.
Who called me a bad singer and laughed?
Everyone laughed, madam.
Who laughed like this?
How dare you call me a bad singer!
Hello! I am talking to you.
Bittu!
Me?
Are you hard of hearing?
No, my ears are fine.
My back hurts.
Oh.
So, you are here to get treated.
- Yes. - Excuse me.
Papa!
What is it, dear?
What happened?
Papa, he called me a bad singer.
You shouldn't treat him.
I made a mistake.
I am in a lot of pain.
Please treat me.
Papa, you just see if you treat him!
Listen to me.
Get lost.
Sorry.
I made a mistake.
I have slip disc.
And I have lost my mind. Go away from here.
- From where? - From here.
- I didn't say anything wrong. - But why did you say that?
Bittu!
What are you doing here, buddy? I have been looking for you.
Your phone is switched off.
Half the world seeks money by calling me up.
Why should I switch it on?
There is a recording, buddy.
No, Papu, I don't want to sing with chorus anymore.
Recording as a main singer.
What are you saying?
Main?
Main singer?
- Really? You swear? - I swear. Just come with me.
I'll get you a lot of money. Let's go.
Lacha, look after the restaurant. I'll be back soon.
- Okay. - Let's go.
Once brother's song is realised he will rock the charts!
Hey Balkar Sidhu!
Forget the rock, if my car gets dented..
..then I shall dent you as well.
Why will it get a dent? It is not drunk.
Listen, you shouldn't be so egoistic if you have money.
Money doesn't mean anything.
Listen poor men's Mithun Chakraborty.
Back there I couldn't afford to wash my face.
I'd rather have my hands dirty with money.
Get lost from here or else I will slap you.
"Let's go and enjoy the swing, sister-in-law."
- What are you doing? - I was mistaken, sir.
You are trying to mistakenly take my fate?
Sir! Sir! Sir! I was only cleaning the windows.
My hands will break, sir.
I'll also break your legs.
Look at him acting like Sanjay Dutt with his buttons open.
First it was twisted, my fate is better now.
From the time, I have got the jackal's horn.
"Come on, sister-in-law."
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
"You don't know what I have been through."
"If I die the one to be blamed is you."
"I am ruined,"
"I can't find the right path,"
"Your memory don't let me live."
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
Wonderful!
You were great.
Looks like this song was made for you.
Thank you, brother. Thank you.
Shall we get the paperwork done, brother?
Yes, call Bittu.
Come Bittu, let's do the paperwork.
Okay, I am coming.
Take his signature and get this over with.
Don't forget my 20% while trying to get your signature.
Your 20% isn't going anywhere.
Come here. Come, son.
You sang so well today.
You sang so well that you changed your fate today.
- Thank you, brother. - Well done.
Come on, let's sign him.
Here's 100,000 rupees.
- 100,000 rupees, brother? - This is just the beginning.
You will get many more. You will get millions.
Just sign the documents.
Moreover, we will release your song very soon.
At a big level.
There will huge hoarding and posters of you.
Everybody will be talking about Bittu!
Then my days will change, brother.
Days won't change, they already have changed.
- Yes. - Thank you, sir.
The money, brother?
Give him the money and give me the documents.
Brother, we have got a good song. You just advertise it well.
Don't worry. I'll ace the advertisements.
I'll give 1 million to Facebook to boast it.
Damn you!
Hello black shirt, what is this nonsense?
Tell me, why is this car in the middle of the road?
Hello! Dharmendra? Are you high?
You are busy talking over the phone.
You don't look like you can get Z security.
- Are you done? - Yes.
You ostrich, you have banged into a car..
..I don't even let anyone angry come near it.
And then you question me?
Me, Satti Jatt?
Boys, let him throw up to down.
What did you say?
- You didn't understand? - No.
Explain it to him.
Lift him up.
One, two, three, four.
- Let me go. What are you doing? - Five, six, seven, eight!
I feel as if they have thrown me down from Burj Khalifa.
You wouldn't have survived a fall from Burj Khalifa.
Brother, I haven't survived this either.
You just can't see it.
I have internal wounds.
It's okay.
We will give you some external wounds as well.
Beat him up.
Listen to me.
Hit him!
That's enough.
Let him go.
I got an idea while beating him up.
"One punch and I'll knock you out."
"Wherever I go.."
No, we'll change this line.
"One punch and I'll knock you out."
"Wherever I go.."
Don't assume that Chotu is scared.
- Why don't you two leave? - Wait, you..!
Fine, I'll leave.
Where's my jackal horn?
Hey, black shirt!
My jackal horn!
Baru!
Coming, brother.
I sang a song.
They will release it in a few days.
Look at this, I got 100,000 rupees.
Congratulations.
Congratulations to me.
Brother, this is my first income. Give me at least half of it.
This is already the half of half of half of what I have given you.
Do you know how much you owe me?
The sooner you repay the loan the better.
Take him inside. Okay?
Brother?
He took the money even before it entered home.
- One, two, three, four. - I couldn't even get my hands on it.
Let's go.
Hello!
At least pay the 20 rupees fare.
- Fare? - Yes.
I shared knowledge worth millions with you.
And you still want 20 rupees from me?
This is a limit.
And what is this 20 rupees for?
You think 20 rupees is a lot.
Sugar is 50 rupees a kilo.
- Does this run on sugar? - Yes.
Wait.
Do you have dollar slip?
Dollar?
I only have dollars.
- Oh. - You have dollars?
Why? Does government pay prisoners for their labour in dollars?
Mr. Kaka, I got out of prison long back.
The place I am coming back from..
..they do send people off by giving them dollars.
Oh really?
You have dollars on you?
If you have a single dollar on you then you can change my name.
Now talk to me.
Mr. Kaka, what will I gain by changing your name?
How about a bet?
- Yes, let's bet. - Yes, of course.
100 rupees bet.
I don't so small bets of 100s.
We are talking about dollars here and he wants to be bet 100.
Let's bet 100,000.
100,000?
Fine, let's bet 100,000. Come on.
Here, Kaka Singh will convert this 100,000 into 200,000.
Wait right there, Mr. Kaka.
Get it out.
He doesn't even have a penny in his pocket.
Empty vessels make more noise.
Now think about where will you get 100,000 from.
Are you done?
There you go.
One, two, three, Mr. Kaka.
Give it to me.
- My money. - Take him along.
Listen...
Careful there, make sure the moneylender doesn't get into trouble.
- Don't ever bet with me again. - Sit down.
You are crying over 20 rupees? You made me lose 100,000 rupees.
Why did you make me bet? Get in before I thrash you.
Catch him, brother.
"The day will go just fine."
You ran away from jail?
I ran away?
They have sent me home with due respect.
They left me on payroll (parole).
For good behaviour.
Good behaviour?
We wouldn't have to face this day if you had maintain good behaviour sooner.
I am begging to you.
We are already facing a lot of trouble. Please go away from here.
I will make all your worries disappear.
Here's 100,000 rupees.
- I don't want your money. - Fine.
First give the money back to those..
..whom you promised Canada and sent to Bangladesh.
They keep searching for you like wild dogs.
I cannot leave this village.
I've been ordered to mark my presence at a police station every day.
I won't listen to any excuses, just leave.
Who will listen to me if not my elder brother?
You are a liar.
I seek your blessings, mother.
All good, father?
Bittu was getting very angry.
You remember him?
You are back.
I was bound to come back, mother.
Where's your wife?
Wife?
I am not married. Whose wife, mother?
The one who fought with me.
She took my hair extensions. She's a cheater.
Don't you dare say anything to my daughter-in-law.
- Come here, I'll explain. - Go ahead.
The thing is, there was a wedding.
She's my wife.
- Oh no. - He's lying.
Brother, what are they talking about today?
Bittu, what's going on over there?
A lot keeps happening, brother.
They keep fighting without any reason.
- Don't hurt me! - Don't cry.
Grandpa's medicines.
And a restaurant that's not doing well.
Don't talk in riddles. Tell me what happened.
What could have happened?
It's just bad fate..
..and Chotu causing us trouble by opening a restaurant right opposite to ours.
I feel as if fate is upset with us.
Grandpa, Lucky has come.
You sit here, I'll give you water.
Don't worry, grandpa. Everything will be fine.
Lord Almighty.
"They will fight and go to court."
Where are you going?
To the police station, to mark my attendance.
I need to get my back treated, let me go first.
The bonesetter isn't going anywhere. Give me the keys.
You never know when the SHO will leave the police station.
We will first go to the police station and then to the bonesetter.
- Fine, let's go. - Get in.
"I am going to the police station."
Be careful.
I feel lucky today. Let's go, Jassi.
What's the new song? You aren't even talking to me.
I have heard it 50 times.
He sings so well. His voice reaches my heart.
I feel like I should keep listening to him.
Right. You kept listening to it even in the class.
You barely escaped. History professor noticed you twice.
Hey! You thief! What are you doing?
- Let go of my purse! - I said let go of the purse!
- It was falling, I was just picking it up. - Don't you have any shame?
- You thief! - I'll call the police right away.
- Who is she? - She's the bonesetter's daughter.
I'll call the police right away. Stay right here.
I'll never do it again.
I don't know about her father, but she can certainly break bones.
That's enough, don't kill the poor man.
- I was just giving her the purse back. - Run!
I'm not Simran if I don't break your bones!
He ruined my mood!
Hi. Hello.
What are you doing here?
Look, please talk to your father and let him treat me.
He'll do it only if you say yes.
I won't say yes.
Moreover, you say I am a bad singer.
What do you know about singing anyway?
- I was just joking. - Wait,
- You got angry for no reason. - I'll show you what a real song is.
"Come, my beloved.."
This song?
- This... - This what?
It's okay or not good?
Satti just rocked the song.
Satti?
The singer of this song.
You called me a bad singer. You are crazy.
Let's go, Preet.
Listen!
I sing the song and someone else gets the credit for it?
Someone else?
We did just as we had made the deal.
You took 100,000 and you forgot?
You had signed these documents.
I don't know about this.
It is my voice, I want my name on it.
Satti has bought it.
Who is this Satti?
When I am the one who sang it what does this have to do with Satti?
I'll go outside and tell everyone if you try to cheat me.
Then keep 2.5 million ready.
You had signed these documents.
We don't accept this.
But the law does.
You...
Don't talk to me. Go and talk to Satti.
Long Live brother Satti!
We want to meet Satti.
Long Live brother Satti!
- Long Live brother Satti! - Oh no.
Long Live brother Satti!
Today brother Satti will shoot three bottles with just one bullet.
Long Live brother Satti!
Well done, brother Satti!
We are proud of you, Satti!
The way he has all the works I think he had better horns..
..before he got my jackal horns.
- You are back! - Oh no! I came back to the same place.
Brother, please listen to me.
Listen...
Give the old guy 500 rupees extra.
- Okay, brother. - He said a great thing today.
Everything he does is fake.
Someone else does the deed and he gets praised for it.
Welcome, my little brother. Welcome.
Give me a hug.
You have such a sweet voice.
You have made me a hit.
Who is he?
My younger brother.
- Brother, my song... - Boys, they are my brothers.
- Make sure you look after them. - Let me go. What are you doing?
Careful.
Anybody can make a mistake.
Brother, I think by mistake the name on the song...
But Satti hates mistakes and betrayals.
Sit down and enjoy the tea.
I'll be right back. Okay?
- You ostrich! - Let me go! What are you doing?
- Beat him up! kick him. Break his bones. - I don't think anything.
You guys didn't eat anything.
Take it. Have it.
No brother, we just lost our appetite.
Strange.
I just beat up someone inside and you lose your appetite.
This is a common sight over here.
Don't worry, take this.
Only the sheikhs of Dubai or I have these cashews.
Have some.
I have 51 acres road facing land, 11 trucks.
And numerous cars big and small.
I have no clue how many motorcycles I own.
I don't care about anybody.
I am very good to my friends but I cannot tolerate the people who betray me.
Bittu, now your voice belongs to me.
This is our secret. No one should find out.
After all my honour is at stake.
Boy, give it to him.
Take it.
What are you thinking about?
You will keep singing for me now.
We should plan our next song with a female singer.
A duet.
Find a good matter.
And avoid cold and hot eatables.
You will, won't you?
Yes.
You are very smart.
Come on now, my house is always open for you.
I can shoot three bottles with just one bullet.
Yes, we saw.
I saw it first, brother.
Boy, give me the phone.
Let's click a selfie.
Now I am tired of giving selfies to people but people don't get tired.
I have so much fan following. But I want a selfie with you.
Come on, you too.
Smile.
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
"Mop the floor my dear."
"New officer is going to join us today."
"We need to make the police station shine."
"New officer is going to join us today."
'He managed to scare us today.'
Oh no.
Who opened a dam at the police station?
Anyone there in the police station?
- Looks like the officer is here. - Hurry up, hurry up.
Jai Hind, sir.
Jai Hind?
Officers can show up without uniform as well.
- Sir! - Sir!
We were waiting for you only.
- For me? - Yes, sir.
- Headquarters had called. - Yes.
- Headquarters? - As soon as we got the call,
we started mopping the floor to make it shine.
Your chair too.
- Come in. - Come, sir.
Come with us.
Sit over here, sir.
Sir, please tell us, what will you drink.
I don't want to drink anything. I am here to mark my attendance.
You can mark your attendance later, sir.
You should first give us a chance to serve you.
Tell me quickly.
- Something cold? - Or something hot?
Something cold.
Now what would you like, sir? Coca cola..
Or buttermilk?
Buttermilk.
- Get it. - Rajbir, get buttermilk for sir!
Sir, I am even better than Thai Massage.
They make delicious buttermilk.
Hey, what are you doing?
- You are crossing limits here. - What's going on over here?
'Oh my God.'
I thought law was strict.
I never knew it could be so beautiful too.
Hey, who are you? What is your name?
I am lucky, on parole.
I came here to mark my attendance.
- They said they wanted to serve me. - Why couldn't you tell us sooner?
You idiot.
He drank all the buttermilk right before my eyes.
You didn't give me a chance to speak.
I'll make you speak, aright.
- Rajbir, get the register. - Coming, sir.
Let's teach him a lesson.
Come here everyday at 11.00 to make your attendance.
I'll declare you as absconding if you are even a minute late.
If you want, I'll never leave.
You can set up my bed right here.
You are taking the law in your hands by flirting with a police officer.
If the law is so beautiful, I'll take it in my hands time and again.
- What did you say? - Oh my!
Khushkismet Dhaba.
Today we are going to make it an unfortunate restaurant.
Hold her, boy.
Now where will you run?
I cannot even walk and you are asking me to run?
And then, I don't need to run.
Lucky has gone to the bank to get your money.
Go home and we'll deliver it to you.
The same old excuses?
"You go, I'm coming!"
My name is Kaka Singh. I am not a kid..
..that you can give me a lollypop and send me home.
- Call him up. - No, brother.
Madam, I have to tell you, this is a very lucky police station.
Whoever came here as inspector left it after being promoted as DSP.
Yes, right.
- I too dream of becoming a DSP. - Okay.
But I don't know when that dream will come true.
Of course It will come true.
Even a criminal who comes here leaves as an policeman.
Yes, madam.
He too came here charged for theft.
Look at him, he has become a policeman in spite of his height.
Stop it!
Get tea for me.
Brother, we are facing network problem.
Network problem.
- Boys, pick up everything. - Brother!
- He's making excuses. - How can you take everything?
- Listen to me! - I'll call him up.
Go ahead and call him.
What is this, madam?
What is wrong with it?
How can you take our utensils?
We will get you arrested.
- I know many police officers. - You come here.
Come on, start working.
You are trying to scare me with the police?
Even the police officers are my slaves.
And those who aren't my slaves, I buy them off.
I am not even scared of the prime minister.
And you are trying to scare me by mentioning the police?
I challenge you to do anything you want.
Both you and your police!
Get lost!
Look madam, didn't I say this is a lucky police station?
We already got our first case.
Madam!
Madam, please listen to me.
Oh I see, you think Punjabi police is your slave.
No, madam.
You aren't even scared of the prime minister.
I made a mistake. Please forgive me.
I'll even touch the feet of a post man henceforth assuming that he's a policeman.
Please forgive me.
It's okay.
It's only human to make mistakes.
Yes, thank you.
You will be able to rectify you mistake by staying here..
..and help me get a promotion too.
- But madam...! Madam! - Take good care of him.
Madam!
What have I got myself into?
Jeetu, have you beaten someone's butts as yet?
He should know that he's in a police station.
I have not made such a big mistake, sir.
I made a small mistake, just like you are.
If you have made a mistake then we use belts.
You know that police hits a few whacks just to welcome you.
No.
And if the welcome treatment isn't enough then I sometimes sit on the criminal.
Sir! No sir! I don't want to turn into mince meat.
You can take whatever you want from me.
- Let's go and start processing him. - Sir!
Whose ugly face did I see today?
"I keep studying late into the night, just to write letters to you."
I'll rob something big today.
No one can get hold of me today.
Whenever God feels generous, He gives you plenty.
Deshi, your day has been made.
This boy knows Satti?
Open up. Come on man, open up.
Hey?
Hello.
You are trying to steal from wrestlers?
No, I was looking for food. I am starving.
Food?
In a cupboard?
- Yes? - Yes.
Tell me something, who keeps food in a cupboard?
Please forgive me.
- Forgive you? - Yes.
- Come on. - Forgive me.
I'll first thrash you then feed you.
Let me go!
"You don't know what I have been through."
"If I die the one to be blamed is you."
"I am ruined, I can't find the right path,"
"Your memory don't let me live."
'What are you thinking about?'
'Naseebo, I have been thinking that..'
'..your presence has brighten my life.'
Lucky, I can only see darkness all around.
Can you see that?
The sun?
You can see alright then.
Do you want to see the moon during the day?
You are always so clever.
Why don't you plan a scheme now?
Let me think, brother.
What you are just about to do, I'll been doing that for a year.
What?
Thinking.
Come on, brother!
Look, we have customers.
We are not customers.
He wanted to use the washroom.
They don't know that we too are looking for customers.
It's the famous pair Mithu Nehri and Sandeep Nakhro.
What are you saying?
- Yes, you don't know about them. - Oh really?
I just had a show.
People where standing during the show!
The are bound to stand when there were no chairs in the show.
Stop your nonsense.
He's about to sing!
Forget about the singing. I'm asking where's the washroom.
- This way. It's this way. - Shut up.
- Is he crazy? - "They go after Mirza..."
Brother, I have an idea.
We will organise a show.
That will bring a crowd to our restaurant.
The way he is behaving, not even four people will show up.
If he gets sloshed and faints then a few will come to pick him up.
Don't worry about the people.
You sing well.
If we manage to gather a crowd, you too will get a chance to sing.
If he cannot sing, then you can.
You should accept this idea, brother.
Come on.
You are right. Fine, talk to her.
Hello.
We have heard a lot about you.
We want you to do a show.
When?
In a day or two.
Let me check if I have a date available.
Please check.
"Sister-in-law is the one..."
We are available day after tomorrow.
We are booked for the rest of the month.
That would be great.
How much will you charge?
We charge 100,000.
100,000?
- Looks like a film producer. - 100,000?
- It will take 500,000.
- Fine, you are our ardent fans. - Yes.
You can give us 40,000.
No, let's finalise at 30,000.
Shut up.
Look, let's fix it at the middle ground of 25,000.
- Yes, yes. - That benefits you and not us.
Come on, do it. Show them some respect.
Lucky, give them an advance.
- I have to say... - Give it to me.
Then you will have to pay for his booze then.
- Not a problem. We'll arrange it. - We'll arrange it.
I too have a condition.
One litre alcohol and goat meat.
Fine.
- Okay then, bye. - Bye.
Come on, let's prepare for the show.
- Don't forget the meat. - Come on.
Come on, let's go. Get in. He wants meat!
Look at this!
I have nurtured my moustaches with pure oil.
Hey, where is Ms. Sweety?
Madam is not in office.
Give your attendance and leave.
He comes here every day.
The way the police station smells she has to be somewhere close.
Has everyone given their attendance?
And you say madam is not here.
I told him the way the police station smells to have to be close.
Hey! Stop flirting like roadside romeos.
Give your attendance and leave.
Madam, today I seek your attendance at our restaurant.
We have organised a show.
If you can come then it would become more lively.
I don't attend private functions.
Madam!
Don't listen to him.
He is a cheat.
He won't get you a promotion. He'll get you suspended.
Madam, this man has no fear.
He is so fearless even at a police station.
Madam, I think you should show him how the belt works.
I also needed your permission.
Okay, fine.
I'll give you the permission.
Please do attend it.
We will see.
Santh?
You always keep eating.
And yet he doesn't feel sated.
Oh my!
Banth, listen to me.
Madam usually never agrees with anyone so easily.
She agreed to him quite easily.
I think she is having an affair with him.
How can madam have an affair with anyone in else when I am here?
What!
Say things that match your height.
"Your friend always aims high."
Don't make me slap you.
He thinks he is Samosewala. Let's go.
The famous pair which has performed across countries.
Mithu Nehri and Ms. Sandeep Nakhro.
They will perform at Khushkismet Dhaba tonight.
Ticket is for 700 rupees, food will be provided free of cost.
All the families in the village are invited to the Khushkismet Dhaba..
..and enjoy a good hearty meal.
Your wait will be over in a short while.
Soon we will have Mithu Nehri and Ms. Sandeep Nakhro.
When are they coming!
Stop announcing at look at your watch. They are always 45 minutes late.
You have to wait for some time for famous singers.
Brother Satti?
Don't worry.
If he acts smart, we will do as you said.
Look, they lied about the meat.
Isn't it enough that they got us a show?
You...!
Let's go, brother. How much more do you want to drink?
People are getting hyper outside.
I am nearly at the end. Little-little
Tell us the truth, are the pair even here?
They are ready.
Start the program.
Sit down, brothers. Sit down.
Don't get hyper.
Calm down. We will soon be dancing and enjoying to show.
The male singer is ready.
The female singer is getting ready.
Please take your seats.
Madam, why don't you talk to him?
You can have it later. How about singing a few songs first?
Don't worry, little brother.
When I'll go out and start singing...
"I am down there and my lord's up there..."
Brother, Lord is up there.
Let's go.
What problem do you have when Lord doesn't have a problem?
- He is advocating for Lord. - Fine, stand up.
- Come on, let's go. - Come on.
Let's go.
Just show me where the stage is.
- Let's go. - I'll go and do my job.
We have before you Mithu Nehri and Ms. Sandeep Nakhro!
Nehri. Nehri.
Only these many people came to see me?
Stand straight and look over there.
Thank you, everyone.
We have been invited after a long time.
We will have a great show. Me and Sandeepo.
Why did they invite this fool?
- They should have invited Satti instead. - It would have been a great show.
Okay, let's begin.
- Lift him up. - What... is he drunk?
- This man is always drunk. - You have charged us 700 for this?
Give me my money back.
Brother, they have just started.
You'll see, they will pick up pace pretty soon.
- Mithu Nehri is a very funny man. - Yes.
This was a small act for all of you.
"I fell in love with a fool..."
"I am a motor mechanic, I can make any machine sing."
Amazing!
"I am a motor mechanic, I can make any machine sing."
Amazing!
"I am a motor mechanic, I can make any machine sing."
"I fell in love with a fool..."
Brother?
Check him out.
You want to meet her.
This man is always drunk.
Stop, guys. It's okay.
Listen to me please.
Stand properly.
Please do it, brother. Get on the stage.
- Give us our money back. - Bittu!
Go back, everyone. Bittu, start singing.
Move back! Move back, everyone.
Police is here!
Thank you for coming, Ms. Sweety.
- Now set everything right. - Yes, of course.
You ruin everything and you want her to set everything right?
You want to gain all benefits at her expense?
Hey! He is a fool.
Shut up, guys.
- We have got a complaint of cheating against you. - Yes.
Arrest him.
- Put him in the car. - Let's go.
Ms. Sweety, please listen to me.
- Listen to me! - Stay back!
- Give us our money back! - Stay back!
- Listen to me! - Stay back! Move back!
- We want our money back! - Stay back! Move back!
Give me my money!
Give me.
Little brother, pay us, we too will get going then.
Forget the payment, I want to even take the advance back!
Pack your bags and leave.
Mr. Nehri, I think we should leave.
Bye, brother.
- If I have not sang well then please... - Buzz off.
Let's go before they ask us to wash the utensils.
You got us insulted.
You and here?
I had come to enjoy the show.
- Baru, return her money as well. - Okay, brother.
No, no, no. You come with me.
I'll get your bone set.
You are in a lot of pain, aren't you?
Let's go.
Come on.
- Let me go. - Tables turned, eh?
Lucky, my boy, now you will fly.
The one who digs a pit for someone always falls in a well.
This is the right place for thugs like him.
SSP sir scolded.
You embarrassed me.
I gave you the permission for a show and not to cheat people.
Now you will rot in prison.
There is cheating in your blood.
I think the whole family is like that.
I apologise.
You got rebuked because of me.
Neither am I like that nor is my family like that.
It's just bad luck.
The visa guys cheated and I got trapped.
Today, you too didn't listen to me.
You just throw me behind bars.
Everyone is trying to prove us wrong.
Ms. Sweety, when I saw you for the first time, I'd felt good.
But people are right, police is no one's friend.
I unnecessary had my hopes high.
My hopes have been shattered.
But I won't let your hope shatter.
You can charge me with any charges you want.
You can take your promotion.
I won't complain.
Lucky, I have to say, you have a way with words.
Please be careful, sir.
Don't worry, young man.
You'll feel better in no time.
Wait, wait.
Stop acting like a scared girl.
I am right here.
Nothing will happen to you.
Thank you, Simran.
I've finally got rid of this pain.
I don't know how to thank you.
Do you know Mr. Satti?
Yes, I know.
I am a huge fan.
It's okay. I know him. I'll talk to him.
Can I talk to him over the phone right away, please?
I'll at least get to talk to him.
Please. Please, please, please.
Hello, brother.
Hello. How are you?
I am good, brother.
I mean how are your mind.
I am sure it is set by now.
Get this straight.
Don't try to act smart with me henceforth..
..otherwise we drag more than we thrash.
Brother, I look up to you.
How can I act smart with you?
I feel proud when someone praises you.
I have a fan of yours right in front of me.
She wants to talk to you.
Will you talk to her, brother?
Oh really?
I'd love to talk to her.
Here brother, talk to her.
Hello, Mr. Satti?
Hello.
I'm a huge fan.
You sing so well.
I cannot believe that I am talking to you.
I have requested him to fix a meeting with you.
No, you don't need to make any request.
You can come whenever you want.
Don't say that, I'll come right away.
You can come right away.
There is no shortage here.
Really? Let me talk to Bittu.
He'll bring you here.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yes, little brother.
I'd like to meet my female fan.
Sure.
Listen up, boys.
My first female fan is coming over.
Act decent before her.
We are anyway decent.
But girls are a little delicate in nature.
That's why we need to be extra decent.
What should we be?
Decent.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's okay.
There shouldn't anything lacking.
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
"Roller! Roller!"
"I keep looking at your beautiful hands."
"You don't look at me, I keep looking into your eyes."
"I keep looking at your beautiful hands."
"You don't look at me, I keep looking into your eyes."
"Why don't you understand my signals?"
"I feel good when I think about us."
"Whenever you are with me..."
"I feel good when I think about us."
"I cannot say what lies in my heart."
"I cannot measure how much I love you."
"I cannot say what lies in my heart."
"I cannot measure how much I love you."
"But I think a lot about you..."
"I feel good when I think about us."
How much longer will it take us to get there?
We are almost there.
I cannot wait anymore.
Bittu, you know, you are going to fulfil a big dream of mine.
From now, you are my best friend.
"You say such nice things, such sweet things."
"But then why do you mingle with the enemy?"
"You say such nice things, such sweet things."
"But then why do you mingle with the enemy?"
"Don't give me false hope."
"Please, don't give me false hope."
"I feel good when I think about us."
Welcome.
Most welcome.
Thank you, Mr. Satti.
Hello, brother.
Happy to see you here.
Me too, Mr. Satti.
Very-very-very happy to meet you.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Please come this way.
What's the name?
Bittu.
Not yours, hers.
Simran.
Amazing.
Very nice.
Why didn't you ask me for my name?
Ms. Simran, why trouble yourself with the things others can do perfectly well?
Brother thinks so differently than the rest of the world.
He is so talented.
Last time when I came here, he shot three bottles with one bullet.
What a great sight it was.
What do you mean?
I mean one bullet and three bottles.
Bang-bang-bang.
Bittu, not bang-bang-bang, just one bang.
One bullet and three bottles?
Then I too would love to see it.
Yes, of course.
Drop it. What do you need to do with bullets and guns anyway!
No, brother. I still cannot forget that sight.
Bang-bang-bang.
Please, Mr. Satti.
Okay.
Please.
Please show it to her, brother.
Hey, start the preparations.
Okay, brother.
Wait, brother.
Simran, let's go and see from there.
Come on.
Why? What problem do you have here?
You cannot see well from here?
No brother, there is no problem.
She would get hit by a casing here.
Forget the casing, she could get hit by glass there.
No, but it will look good from there only.
It will look very good from here.
- No, brother. - Ms. Simran, watch it from here.
Listen to me.
- Shut up. - No, no, no.
Bittu is right. We will go there.
Yes.
Let's go.
Ms. Simran?
Look at his confidence. He wants to shoot bottles.
Let's go, brother.
Wait, I'll teach you a lesson later.
Oh God, help me.
Come on Chotu, your jackal's horn is right in front of you.
Wow!
Wonderful. You were great.
- Thank you. - You didn't say one thing.
What?
That's you'll shoot the bullet with both your eyes closed.
I have never showed off.
I only believing it doing the act.
Oh.
Come, I'll show you my bungalow built in an acre of land.
- Sure. - Come along.
Come with me.
- This is Satti's small house. - Wow!
You know I have heard your song 50 times.
You sing so well.
How kind of you, Ms. Simran.
I am just a small artist.
What else do you do apart from singing and shooting?
Why do I need to do anything else?
I have 51 acres of land touching the on GT road.
I have 11 trucks.
I have different kinds of cars and numerous two-wheelers.
Two-wheelers?
Motorcycles.
- Oh, okay. - Bikes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I get 1.7 million rent income.
Is that less?
Singing is just a hobby, Ms. Simran.
Oh, you sing so well.
But you don't have any ego in you.
You're so down to earth.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Ms. Simran, I don't consider myself a singer.
But now that you've said I'll believe it.
Then sing me a song.
- Simran? - Yes?
It's getting late. Shall we leave?
Yes, we will leave soon.
Mr. Satti, please, sing me a song.
Ms. Simran, Bittu is right.
It's getting quite late.
And why should you go in a bike with him?
I'll drop you in the bangles one.
Bangles one?
- Audi. - Oh.
- Let's go. - Okay.
There it is.
Come on, you are being released. Come on out.
What is this?
Congratulations. Congratulations to me.
Sir, you got beguiled by his sweet words.
He can even sell a stranger. Beware of this thug.
If you are letting him go then let me go as well.
Tell me, which bank did I steal from?
Inspector madam!
Oh God!
No one listens to me.
I'm letting you go.
You better behave yourself next time.
I'll take care of whatever loss you suffered.
You may leave now.
I cannot just leave.
Take me back like you had brought me here.
Hey, police only brings people here, they don't take people back.
Please take me back, it won't hurt the car's tires much.
It will also keep my image intact.
Please.
Pretty please.
Fine.
So?
Are you borrowers or lenders?
Little brother, if I am not wrong, pay me so that I can leave.
You are not wrong, you are 100% wrong.
I'll give you pounds.
Chotu Singh, looking at these people and this house..
..it doesn't seem like you'll lose your money.
If crows don't drink the water, the rivers are bound to go dry.
Right, little brother?
I thought he was lying.
But he is indeed crazy.
Hey,
make him wash utensils in exchange for all the damage he has caused us.
And take him to the cattle shed in the mornings.
- He'll throw the dung. - Okay, brother.
This was so expected from you.
You have finally shown your true colours.
Have some shame at least now, brother.
Does your family make everyone beg for their money?
Brother, you should be the one who should feel ashamed.
I don't know whether you gave the money to Bunty, Shunty or Lucky.
But you keep asking for it from me.
I am not asking without a reason.
I heard that the thug got released.
Oh really?
I am hearing it from you that the thug got released.
Really?
If this is the case then so be it.
Everyone's the same while running for life, bro.
Then why are you acting smart?
You run for your life if you want to.
If I want to run, I'll run on the side of the road.
Oh God, why do I have to face such lunatics?
Now how do I explain it to you?
Now I don't care where I need to make you run..
..but I will make you run for sure.
Remember that.
Let's go.
Why are you troubling them?
Why don't you give their money back?
If they had seen you here, they would have thrashed me as well.
Calm down, brother.
No one is going to thrash you as long as I am here.
The things they said, I don't think you'll survive even another day.
Don't worry, I am friends with the police.
"I am friends with the police."
Hello, listen to the scheme at least.
Sweety Kaur reins this place.
I am letting you go.
Go and have lunch and then take your documents.
But I just had lunch.
Then have it again.
I won't be able to eat it, madam.
Then let me serve you.
Don't make me thrash you.
Go and have lunch.
Hey, get your hands out.
Look at them posing like fools.
Do you need an invitation?
Come on, get going.
Get lost.
Madam...
Shouldn't we take cash instead?
You will always say the wrong things.
Come on, madam.
Sir!
A check post over here, today?
Sir, there have been a lot of incidences here.
That's why we have set up this check post.
- Good, I appreciate it. - Thank you, sir.
Gurnam Kaur.
There is a restaurant close by.
Do you want to have lunch here?
Whatever you say.
Yes, sir. The restaurant is close by.
Good. Let's go.
Okay.
- Santh and Banth. - Yes, ma'am?
Go and look after sir.
- Do a good job. - Yes, ma'am.
- I don't want any complaints. - Come on, let's go and eat something too.
How many fines did we collect today?
What did you order?
Yes, I am getting freshly made lentils for you.
- Baru! - Yes?
Get some lentils out here.
I'm getting it.
By the way, this is the first time you have befriend someone good.
This idea worked well.
All my ideas are great.
Ms. Sweety.
Yes, Ms. Sweety?
'Lucky, commissioner is coming to the restaurant.'
Commissioner?
- Take good care of him. - Commissioner?
Okay, okay.
- Do you understand? - Yes, yes.
- He is already here. - Go, hurry up.
Welcome, sir.
You have made my day, sir.
You have come to my restaurant, sir.
Sir, you have blessed our place with your presence.
Please have a seat.
Thank you, young man.
Well, get creamy cottage cheese, buttery lentils and flatbreads.
- Go get them. - Butter naans?
Also get butter naans.
- Get them quickly. - Come on, hurry up.
That is a very fast service, son.
Our restaurant has a super fast service.
- Good. - Thank you.
Very good.
- Son? - Yes?
- Get some water. - Getting it.
Hey, where are you going?
- He's calling. - You aren't going anywhere.
Look after him.
Should I get anything else, sir?
- Get buttermilk. - With extra cream.
- Go. - 320...
Get some water, kiddo.
Is the lunch made well, sir?
- Very good. - Thank you, sir.
The restaurant owner!
Come here!
What's your problem?
We aren't even served water. Everyone's over there.
It's not like you have fainted.
Water, water, water.
Police won't spare you if you leave without having lunch here.
I'll ask Ms. Sweety not to return your documents.
Sit down, quietly.
Hurry up.
Sir!
Sir, tell me, who misbehaved with you?
He is the biggest miscreant.
Sir, tell me, I'll teach him a big lesson.
First you get big enough for it.
Sir, I kept telling him to hurry up, we will get late.
You know what he told me?
Why did they have to take Gippy in the movie Carry on Jatta?
We couldn't come flying like Shaktiman either.
We anyway were coming on foot.
There you go, there is no link in the conversation.
On one hand we have Carry On Jatta and on the other we have Shaktiman.
Look sir, nothing can compare to Shaktiman.
Shut your mouth.
Sweety! Sweety!
Yes, sir?
Sorry, Ms. Sweety.
- I thought he is the commissioner. - Let's hurry up.
I think we are in big trouble.
Sorry.
Sorry, sir.
Sir, I think there has been some misunderstanding.
They are good people.
- I think your eyesight has gone weak. - Sorry, sir.
Get your eyes checked.
He looks like a criminal.
Check your files.
I am sure there is a case registered against him.
Sir, please listen to me.
Looks like I'll have to suspend you as well.
Sir, sir, sir!
I'll teach you a lesson.
Let's go.
Sorry.
Madam, he ruined your reputation.
Next time keep your ideas to yourself.
Buttermilk, brother.
He's ruined everything.
What do I do with this now?
- Let's go. - Come on, man.
Hello brother, yellow colour.
Okay.
Yellow colour looks good on you.
Yellow suits you very much.
Ms. Simran!
Ms. Simran, what a co-accident!
Huh?
I mean, I too am wearing yellow.
Yellow suits you very much.
Are you serious?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mr. Satti.
Can I say something?
You shouldn't address me as Mr. Satti.
Call me Satti.
You too address me as Ms. Simran.
And you want me to call you Satti.
- Right? - You are right.
Fine, then let me go first.
Okay, Simran?
Okay, Satti.
By the way, do you stay alone?
My parents stay in US.
My younger brother stays with them.
They insist that I too go there and stay with them.
Then why don't you go?
Simran, how much more do I need to settle?
I am doing good here.
I'll have to go there and work for foreigners.
Satti cannot do that.
That is right.
I go there on vacation.
I haven't spared any country.
- I have eight passports filled. - Wow.
I am on my ninth one.
This means you are going to spend your life here.
God's been generous.
All I am missing is a companion.
You have so many friends.
They?
I am fed up of them.
You didn't understand me.
I am talking about a life partner.
Oh, I'll pray for you.
I think my pray will get answered pretty soon.
Mr. Satti, we will get going now.
Simran, what about tea?
Oh, we'll have tea some other time.
We have exams coming up. We need to study.
Okay. Then I won't stop you.
- Exams always come first. - Yes.
Otherwise, you'll keep singing.
"You made a college topper fail, Satti."
Okay, bye.
- Bye, Simran. - Bye.
'Naseebo, enough of hide and seek.'
'Come to me now.'
'I'll come only if you look for me.'
'I won't come just like that.'
- Crow flies. - Crow flies.
- Sparrow flies. - Sparrow flies.
- Dog flies. - Dogs don't fly.
Dogs do fly.
You didn't see yesterday how the puppy was flying.
Jackal flies.
What is grandpa saying?
Grandpa, you want us to pray?
No!
[indistinct chatter]
Stop it, father. All birds have flown away.
I am tired. I cannot play anymore.
No, I know what father is trying to say.
His wife took father's ring.
She also took my hair extensions.
- I know. - What?
Father is saying that the photos are...
Go to the terrace and...
At the terrace?
But I am drying wheat over there.
I'll go there right away.
Stay here.
You won't be able to do it alone. Let me help you.
Let me see if there are any jackals on the terrace.
I don't know what games fate is playing with us.
Father, mother and you aren't getting any better.
Simran too has become a fan of that impostor Satti.
I don't understand anything.
Brother, go and tell Simran the truth.
Then it will be all over.
Sooner or later she will anyway know the truth.
Tell her.
What are you doing here?
Simran, I want to talk to you about something important.
What's so important?
Something which has been burdening me.
How heavy is this burden? 100 kilos or 200 kilos?
Much more than that.
Actually, Satti's voice you are such a fan of, it isn't his.
You mean he sings on borrowed voice?
I don't know.
You find out on your own.
Do you understand?
Don't worry, daddy. I'll kidnap his whole family.
Forget the family, just don't get us arrested.
Just get Lucky.
- Okay, daddy, okay. - Okay.
Someone has said something great.
This is wonderful.
The poet says:
"I can create miracles in no time."
"I'll slap you in such a way that your face will be red all the time."
How is it?
It is good, but don't you think slaps are a little outdated now?
We can use missiles instead of slaps.
But face turns red only with a slap.
- There is logic in that, brother. - Yes.
It will go further than the ruler?
No, roller is roller.
"You had a boy cut hairstyle done, now how will you wear a roller?"
"Roller! Roller!"
I'll have to find a great matter.
Simran! You?
What a pleasant surprise.
I am here to hear you sing. Please sing for me.
Song... I'll sing it for you.
Please come here first. This way.
Have a seat.
You should sing now.
I'll sing, Simran.
Excuse me.
Hello, papa?
I'm here to hear Mr. Satti's sing.
I'll call you back.
Please sing, Mr. Satti.
Ms. Simran, artists need to get into a mood.
Moreover, my throat is a little sore today.
I don't care if it is sore, sing it anyway.
If you don't sing then our friendship will be over.
Don't say such a big thing, Ms. Simran.
I'll get the set up done.
I'm going to sing for you for the first time.
Give me some time.
Get tea for Ms. Simran.
"Give me a cup of tea..."
What are you staring at? Keep cleaning the utensils.
I'll clean them. This isn't the first time I am doing it.
"Enemies have decided to attack when found alone."
"Jackals..."
I think he got stuck with jackals.
Not jackals, brother.
Jackal's horn.
Now I won't let it slip.
What won't you let slip?
Utensils, boss. What else?
"Her dress got stuck to the chain by mistake."
Boys!
"The roof caught fire..."
Get my mike.
Here, brother.
You idiot, not this one.
Go and get Bittu.
- Go. - Okay.
Look, how beautiful that box is.
Why did I come here?
My memory has gone too weak.
It comes to my mind and it just slips away.
It comes and then it just slips away.
I won't let it slip now.
Ms. Simran, you didn't have tea?
Try these.
Only sheikhs of Dubai or I enjoy these cashews.
- Touch them. Have some. - No, thanks, I am good.
Please sing a song.
Song... I'll sing, Simran.
Boys are making the arrangement.
Those idiots ruined my reputation.
All my hard work has gone down the drain.
I have been begging you since so long.
But you never listened to me.
It's still not too late, ma'am.
Both these brothers are born cheats.
I had gone to their restaurant to take my money.
And you put me behind bars instead.
Get me out and get those two brothers inside.
Otherwise, who knows how many more people they will cheat.
I am making a request here. Please get me out.
Come on, get him out.
I'll teach him a lesson today.
Thank you. Come on, come on.
Pehelwan, you have it easy.
Your life is set.
I wonder what will happen to me.
Try to run now, my friend. Where will you run?
I didn't want to run.
Now that you've asked me to, I'll run.
Let me go and catch him!
Catch him! Don't let him escape!
Baru, let's run.
- Let's go. - Leave.
- Go, go, go. - Hurry up.
Catch Bittu!
Where did he go?
Not everything that shines is gold.
But silver will do for me too. Take it, Deshi.
Grease your bones and make a run for it.
How much more time will it take?
It won't take much longer.
I think boys have done all the arrangements.
I'll go and check.
Looks like Mr. Satti wants to do something big.
He doesn't want to do anything big.
- He's just wasting my time. - Really?
Why have you wrapped him up like a new bride?
He isn't a real mike which can easily get spoilt.
He is a human being, untie him.
Brother, we are your men. We always do a good job.
Hey, is this what you call a good job?
Brother, there's hardly any difference.
Hardly any difference? There's a lot of difference.
You brought the wrong person. Go and get Bittu.
Okay, brother.
Thank you, brother.
I thought you were a bad person.
But you did me a favour by kidnapping me.
Tarseem's men who have killed me today otherwise.
Congratulations! Congratulations to me!
Hey, don't let him leave.
- They will get me killed. - Let's go, Preet.
Ms. Simran!
Everything was set, but these idiots brought the wrong mike.
Just five more minutes.
Please have a seat.
Please.
Boys, arrange for two speakers on the top as well.
You didn't take the cashews.
Here.
Mr. Satti, we know only you and the sheikhs of Dubai have it.
Please sing a song.
You are bad.
I was just joking about running but you took it quiet seriously.
Now take me back where you brought me from otherwise...
Otherwise what?
Otherwise, I'll go on my own.
You...!
'Your phone is ringing. Pick up your phone.'
Hello?
Daddy, there is a problem.
What happened?
Daddy, we kidnapped Bittu instead of Lucky.
You bloody fool!
You are such an idiot! You cannot do anything right.
- What? Dad? - Shut up.
Take your father to the restaurant.
Fine dad, I'll come home to pick you up.
You bloody fool.
Not me, I mean Bittu.
Sorry, sorry, sorry dad.
- Sorry. - Shut up.
Daddy says...
What?
To take you back to where we brought you from.
Let's go then.
Just prepping my vocal cords.
Throat muscles.
Warm up.
Your warm up has charred my friend.
I'll be right back.
So?
Any news? How much longer will it take?
I don't know whether or not your men are going to find him.
But if they don't come for some more time then..
..your voice will be Bittu's and Bittu voice will also be Bittu's.
This means I'll lose my reputation because of Bittu.
I can tell you where he is.
Then why don't you tell me?
For that you will have to take me along.
He is worse than Laden.
He is not easy to find.
I know him since childhood.
Hey, get him the car. I'm coming.
Be careful.
Almost done.
The wait is over.
I just need to seek permission from my idol.
Give me just some more time.
I'll be back in no time.
Stay here.
He keeps making excuses.
I am getting suspicious.
Come on Preet, let's find out who is his idol.
Let's go.
Everyone's leaving, Chotu Singh.
What are you still doing here?
You too follow them.
"You like red scooter, your beloved rides a cycle."
Oh my!
Thank you, good fate.
Everything is working out in my favour today.
There is no human or animal in sight.
Deshi, time to attack.
Thank you, God.
Bittu!
Lucky!
Bittu!
Where are they?
Bittu!
Why are you hiding in here?
- Find some other place. - Lucky!
Otherwise we both will get caught.
I won't let you take a day off today.
They always hide when it's time to go to school.
Their grandfather has spoiled them.
What? They were just here.
How can they go the neighbour's?
You are crazy, father.
Yes.
Are you a thief too?
- Keep it down. - Bittu!
What did you steal?
I? 7 kilos of gold.
- 7 kilos of gold? - Yes.
Then why aren't you running away?
I've called the police.
I'm waiting for them.
- You've called police? - Yes.
He is crazy.
Where's the gold?
I threw it.
What else did you steal?
I only have an empty bag now.
- An empty bag? - Yes.
Why didn't you put the gold in the bag?
Stupid, I found the bag after I had thrown the gold away.
Keep quiet.
He is mad.
Bye.
Okay.
Bittu!
Lucky!
- I'm going to break your legs. - How does this open, God?
I wonder where they are.
A thief came to our house and we didn't offer him any refreshments.
Please open it, God.
Thief, have tea before you leave.
Wife, make tea. We have a thief in the house.
Forget the tea, find Lucky and Bittu.
- They are getting late for school. - Have some tea, thief.
Stop!
- Have some tea. - You have spoiled them.
- It's time to go to school. - Listen to me.
- Come on. - Thief!
Come on, it's time go to school.
Come on.
- Come on. - Stop.
- Why don't you listen to me? - Stop.
Are you trying to catch me or am I trying to catch you?
Where are you?
Stop, stop. Stop right here.
Come with me.
Come with me, please.
So, where are they?
Where are you cheating employers? Ask them to come out.
- Goons kidnapped them. - Listen to that.
Oh great, goons get kidnapped by goons.
Madam, I had heard about the thieves getting looted..
..but this is the first time I've heard about goons kidnapping goons.
Kaka Singh, you have never seen police going after goons.
When I start crushing them, their tongues will pop out.
- Stop it. - Look at that. See for yourself.
Look at that. He has so many goons with him.
Today, I won't leave without my money, bro.
This is a limit, Lord.
Madam, I am the one who needs to take money from him.
Instead, he is asking me for the money.
This is like a thief scolding a cop.
Isn't this threatening?
Kaka Singh, who is threatening you?
I have always begged you for money.
You have always asked for it, you never paid it back.
Shut up.
Why are you asking for the money?
I gave them 2 million to get me a visa.
Oh really? You are agent as well?
No, I just run a restaurant.
Then who is the agent?
The other side of this bad penny, ma'am.
His brother, Lucky. Who else.
Where is Lucky?
- Lucky! - Where is Lucky?
- Lucky!
Lucky, come on out!
- Get him out! - Where is he?
Look over there. Lucky is over there.
Here he is.
Oh I see, so you are misleading people.
No, you are mistaken.
This voice belongs to me.
Who is talking about your voice?
I am talking to him.
I didn't mislead anyone.
These people are after my life for no reason.
I even went to prison because of them.
Oh, no, no, no.
- I want my 2 million, right away. - Forget it.
Today, you will have to return everyone's money.
Ask him to pay me first. My money's stuck with them.
Wait a minute.
I'll find a solution.
Bittu, you come with me.
Yes, let's go.
Hey. Wait.
- You come with me. - Brother, keep me as priority.
- Where is that thug? - Where are you going?
Lucky, give me my 2 million back.
- Let me go. Listen to me. - Give me just a minute.
- Hey! - Madam, please stop him.
I told you not to act smart with me.
You got yourself into a big mess now.
It's still not too late.
Just one song.
Look
I cannot upset Simran.
You come with me.
I'll handle them.
- What is this nonsense? - Hey!
Shut up.
It's your ideas that have got us into so much trouble.
Go away from here.
Madam, my clever brains find out what's going on in no time.
But today, even I cannot understand what's going on over here.
I think they are about to cause some new trouble.
- Here he is. - Over here.
Money?
Hold on.
Bachchan, you go home and look after mom and dad.
I won't leave without my money, bro.
I'll handle everything. Be patient.
Okay, it's all handled.
Whatever Bittu and Lucky owe you, I'll pay you.
- There you go. - Much better.
I'll settle everyone's accounts.
Inspector here is the witness to that.
Okay then, we are sitting right here.
We will leave only after we get our money.
And I too am right here.
I want my 2 million right now.
Yes.
You need to pay everyone.
Simran! You?
Oh, what a pleasant surprise.
Forget the surprise, tell me which idol of yours stays here?
I have already taken my idol's permission.
You didn't come here on your own. You were brought here.
Forget that and sing me a song.
All stand.
Sorry, I said the wrong thing in over excitement.
Please sit down. Please.
Excitement. You know, Sim?
I meant all set.
I'll get the mike.
Satti will perform right in front of you today.
Brother, first pay us.
It is not right to sing before paying up.
Right.
Boys, give it to him.
No, no, no.
We'll hear you sing first.
- It's not a big deal. - Right.
Where?
Where did he go?
If you don't go to school today then I'll break your bones.
You broke my back!
- What a crazy family this is! - Where's father?
Forget father, go after him.
We need to send him to school.
- At least have tea! - Wait, son!
- What have I gotten myself into?
Have some spiced tea!
- Wait! Come here! - I don't want your tea.
- Your tea got me into trouble. - Come to mummy, son.
Where do I go?
Over there.
Little brother, for God's sake, have some tea.
- It's very tasty. - Leave me alone.
Caught him. Caught him.
- Have some tea. - Please forgive me.
- Caught him. - I don't want any tea.
Please forgive me.
They will expel you from the school.
- Then we will have to go to school. - No.
- Have tea and then go to school, son. - No.
- Yes. - I will stop stealing.
No.
- He runs a lot. Tie him up. - Yes.
- No uncle, let me go. - My legs are hurting too.
Here's the rope.
- Take this rope. - What are you doing?
- Take this. - What are you doing?
- Take this. - What is she doing?
We will die! We will all die!
- Sparklers! - This is not a sparkler.
We will all die.
I won't steal from anyone anymore. These are live wires.
- Don't go to school. - I'll have tea.
- Don't go to school. - No.
- I'll go to school. I'll have tea. I'll go to school too. - Here.
I'll have tea. I'll go to school.
- They are live wires. - Take this.
- Keep them away. - Take this.
Oh God, how did I get stuck with this crazy family?
I'll never steal again, I swear.
Take it.
Simran will find out eventually that..
..it's not you but my voice that she likes.
How will you look into her eyes then?
You leave that to me.
You only just sing.
Be a good boy.
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
"You don't know what I have been through."
"If I die the one to be blamed is you."
"I am ruined,"
"I can't find the right path,"
"Your memories don't let me live."
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
"Time has stood still, so has the path."
"The distances between us never seem to end, alas."
"Time has stood still, so has the path."
"The distances between us never seem to end, alas."
"I feel defeated in your love."
"You have ruined my life."
"You can kill me if you want."
"But do me a favour..."
"Separate our souls forever."
"Come, my beloved, I want to see you."
"My sorrows will scare your soul too."
I have faced many problems in life.
And I want my children to move ahead in life with hard work..
..and in right direction.
And for this reason I am immersing you in water.
Please forgive me.
"I wish my heart hadn't crossed any boundaries too."
"I forgot the world and only followed you."
"I wish my heart hadn't crossed any boundaries too."
"I forgot the world and only followed you."
"I keep look at the door, waiting for you."
"Come home, my beloved, or I will die."
"Your excuses have shattered my heart."
"I don't want this world without you, my sweetheart."
"Come back..."
I had said that small things happen quickly.
I have seen it for myself today.
That phrase is apt for you, by the way.
It is you who has been arrogant.
Because of your money.
I had my doubts.
But today, I have learnt the truth.
In spite of having an agreement that his voice belongs to me..
..I have fulfilled all his needs.
How was I wrong?
The agreement you are talking about was signed through deceit.
We had gone to your house to talk to you.
But scared us, threatened us and sent us away.
Hey quickfix singer, they were facing bad times.
But God had blessed you with everything.
You tell us what did you do such a cheap thing?
Speak up.
Answer us.
- Move aside, let him talk to him. - Come on, hurry up.
- Mother. - They are cheating my son.
Son.
- Mother? - You are not an artist.
- You are an insult to artistry. - Yes.
I am feeling disgusted because I was your fan.
Now I am feeling cheap even to mention your name.
Ms. Simran, you are right.
You cannot build a palace of true love on the foundation of a lie.
Satti got defeated by himself today.
I thought I could buy anything in this world with money.
But no,
I was wrong.
Bittu,
I took undue advantage of your helplessness.
And I played with your feelings.
I am your culprit.
I am extremely sorry.
It's okay, son.
It's never too late to realise your mistake and make amends.
Many people never realise what they had done wrong.
You have accepted your mistake in front of everyone.
- Yes. - It's okay, young man.
You should do good deeds henceforth.
You are right.
I never felt so happy while getting paid fake praises..
..as much as I feel today after speaking the truth.
Simran, happy to see you happy.
Don't take this to your heart.
I am extremely sorry once again.
By the way, have you ever tried rulers?
Ruler?
Try them, they will suit you.
Congratulations!
To you?
Not to me, to all of you!
Hey relatives of Hema Malini!
Here you are laughing your hearts away.
I cannot find my jackal's horn.
Jackal's horn?
Yes.
Boys, let's settle his score today.
Whatever he asks for, give him three of those instead of one.
- Let's go. - Come on.
Okay, bye.
"The door is close, why don't you open the gate?"
- Where is Lucky? - Madam?
Where's Simran?
- Madam? - Lucky! - Bittu!
- Brother Bittu! - Madam!
- Brother Bittu! - Where are you?
- Bittu, where are you? - Simran!
Bittu!
- Where are you? - Madam!
- Bittu? - Lucky?
What is this?
Simran?
Oh my God, my sons have started working.
- The girls too are working with them. - Hurry up.
Come on.
'Good times and bad times are a part of life.'
'But people who don't leave you even when your times are bad..'
'..are actually just like a jackal's horn.'
"Desi Crew!"
"You should stay out of sun, my love."
"Or else you will get a tan."
"Just order me if there is anyone trouble you."
"I'll teach him a lesson in no time."
"What I like more than any jewellery..."
"I swear, is the golden glow of you."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"You have a lot of attitude and a thin waist."
"Your eyebrows are as sharp as swords too."
"Boys of so many villages are crazy about you."
"I am at the top of the list."
"At your behest I use my stick to cure.."
"..all those who try to seek your attention, my love."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"Tell me what caught your attention by the way."
"I'll call the jeweller right away."
"I'll get your colourful veil decorated with stars."
"I'll get you a nose ring too."
"Captain! Captain! Captain! They chant..."
"Your white gold bangles, my love."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"You like so many beautiful clothes."
"You have a good collection of perfumes too."
"I know you are going to belong to me."
"I know how prideful you are too."
"You have me hiding in your heart."
"You have a shy smile on your lips, my love."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."
"Stand in front of a mirror and check if you want to.."
"..what it is that has made me choose you."